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Seasion 2, Episode 6.

In this week's Collier Pod, Luskey and Horn welcome (and play kingmakers to) SiriusXM fantasy hoops guru Justin Fensterman. Three things are true about Fensty: (1) he has the job the rest of us dream of; (2) he can't operate the privacy settings on Skype, leaving us with Season 1-quality audio; and (3) within days of this appearance, and despite his troubles with the Skype settings, SiriusXMFantasy announced that he would begin hosting a weekly fantasy hoops show (Sirius 210 & XM 87) starting next Saturday. Also true: after affirming the league-wide consensus concerning the inevitability of a Giannis-to-Keep Show deal, we couldn't get it out before the inevitable Giannis-to-Keep Show deal.

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Season 2, Episode 5.

We welcome a special guest to dispute the appropriate paradigm for the Huynh Doctrine (spoiler alert: it's somehow TJ Warren), time travel to pre-Guilliani Times Square, and plot a coup to overthrow the UAFBL league historian.

For our non-UAFBL listeners who may not have the fortitude for a 1-hour deep dive into the weeds of a particular UAFBL franchise, skip to 57:20 for more general UAFBL content.

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Season 2, Episode 4.

Wherein Horn repeatedly butchers the English language, exposes himself as a Huynh Doctrine hypocrite, and definitely can't keep track of how many episodes Dirty ChupaWocks have recorded this season; Luskey performs a modern dance with Nerlens Noel, tragically deletes some of the best Collier Pod content ever recorded, and drinks from FCR's magic chalice; and Gabe normalizes SB43 decision-making, disgusts in Bier's pursuit of companionship, and nearly allows Luskey to corner the market on Conley backups.

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Season 2, Episode 3.

Wherein Horn makes an impassioned defense of keeping Rondae Hollis-Jefferson before ending the podcast recording and promptly trading Rondae Hollis-Jefferson. Wherein Luskey alludes to nefarious UAFBL money laundering schemes. And wherein TCP welcomes a special guest who shall save us all from himself.

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Season 2, Episode 2.

We're counting in days, not months. The Dirty Chupawocks stumble down some of UAFBL's darkest timelines -- brain cancer, zombie keepers, and Tim Frazier. We also do Tmac's work for him, consider Phil's relationship to Darren Collison, and lament UAFBL's unfortunate reliance on Basketball Monster. #sixseasonsandamovie

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Season 2, Episode 1.

The Dirty ChupaWocks are back to kick off the pod's second season, wherein they consider whether Steven Adams is the next Ken Perkins or the next Al Horford, whether Danny Boyle's next film will be set at Fox Creek Ranch, and whether it will involve Amish stumbling blindly into the pond.

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Season 1, Episode 7.

On this week's show, we welcome a special guest to explain to the bottom dwellers how to make sense of the top of the table. We also take a deep dive into the Great Splicening (Red Wedding) and make Collier Pod history with a life-changing announcement!

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Season 1, Episode 5.

A special guest offers his expert analysis on what is more underrated than Draymond Green and provides a buyer's perspective on the six-team arms race. The doctor is in!

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Season 1, Episode 4.

We debate two of this year's ballot initiatives: toppers and trade deadline abolition. Gabe reveals himself to be a UAFBL pessimist. Luskey proposes shortening the UAFBL season and other radical measures.