After ten years an ‘Ultimate’ rebuild of the popular Wii title Sonic Colours (or Colors if you really must) is here – and it’s a bit of a disaster with errors, glitches, save file corruptions and more. Enough to trigger the true Sonic Cycle beginning again – the Sonic community eating itself in rage/despair.

Kevin however is pretty chill on the subject, after all when you’re sitting on the side-lines watching it’s all quite entertaining! I mean, who knew we now had to chart all Sonic games on a plane between not just Classic and Modern… but Casual and Hardcore.

Wait, what?