In the first ever edition of Commissioner Kellen's takes on b-b-b-b-b-basketball, the commish goes over the rules to the Bro Madness contest and provides some insight into last year's contest that may or may not be helpful.

The Commish:

Guillotine (2:26) - goes over some critical piece-esque items but basically just highlights important factors for teams and then reviews the survey results

Auction (10:29) - Is joined by Mark to break down the Championship and consolation games and then flies solo to reveal the survey results

Keeper (45:48) - Is joined by Brendan to break down the Championship and consolation games and then flies solo to reveal the survey results

Outro (1:23:11)

Blow Nap And Teat!

The Commish:

Guillotine (1:34) - provides tiered rankings to recap the first week's action

Auction (9:53) - recaps the semifinal matchups

Keeper (19:21) - recaps the semifinal matchups and updates the draft order for 2023

Outro (32:57)

Boing app a tea!

The Commish:

Guillotine (2:04) - gives the critical pieces to survival for the final 2 teams, provides his picks for the best/worst free agency pickups, chooses his ultimate survivor/champion, and reviews the survey results

Auction (12:18) - previews the semifinal matchups, picks winners, and reviews survey results

Keeper (31:05) - is joined by Eric to break down the semifinal matchups, pick winners, and review survey results

Bow Napa Teeth and Merry Chrysler!

The Commish:

Guillotine (1:51) - performs a devastating self-execution, provides liability of the year update, and sends himself off with a beautiful, tear-jerking poem

Auction (9:25) - Recaps the action from the 1st round of playoffs

Keeper (18:15) - Recaps the action from the 1st round of playoffs

Outro (29:00ish)

Blow Napa Tea!

The Commish:

Guillotine (2:05) - gives his critical pieces to survival for the 3 remaining teams, gives his picks for best and worst free agent pickups as well as picks for next victim and safest as we head into a one-week execution period, and goes over survey results.

Auction (14:20) - Deep dive preview into the two round 1 playoff matchups

Keeper (31:34) - Deep dive preview into the two round 1 playoff matchups... with Joe!

Outro (1:10:35)

Bone at the teet!

The Commissioner:

Guillotine (2:21) - is joined by Jimmy for another live-execution as we recap Team Jimbo's downfall before the guillotine does it's job

Auction (16:26) and Keeper (19:33) - Recaps week 14 and then gives a quick rundown of the round 1 playoff matchups

Bo Napa Tea!

The Commish covers all 3 leagues as we head into the final week of the regular season:

Guillotine (2:31) - Tiered rankings heading into an execution week, Commish picks for safest and next victim, and survey results

Auction (9:53) - Recap week 13 and then discuss the playoff implications of each week 14 matchup

Keeper (17:42) - Recap week 13 and then discuss the CHAOTIC playoff implications of each week 14 matchup

Bona petite!