We run through our favorite gifts from geeks like us to normal, everyday, well-adjusted human beings.

We talk about Apple’s earnings as well as their technologies that are running out of time, then we quickly cover the new iPad Pro and MacBook Air.

We cover today’s Apple Event, including MacBook Air, Mac mini, and iPad Pro announcements.

We talk about the ever-annoying “Do Not Disturb” warning in iOS, the iPhone XS Max, and Apple Stores. We then talk about what we’d like to see out of next week’s Apple Event.

We talk about bagel emoji, Photoshop on the iPad, and a collection of tips from our own Kirk McElhearn.

We talk iCloud- and iTunes-based iOS backups, Apple Watch faces, and some current headlines related to security and privacy.

We talk about Apple Watch Series 4 complications, then launch into a discussion about Mojave and its oddities with permissions. Then we devolve into a global thermonuclear war about Marzipan apps on macOS.

We talk about our first impressions with the iPhone XS and the Apple Watch Series 4, including how Ian’s wearing the Sport Loop wrong.

We talk about the good, the bad, and the horribly terrible features in iOS 12.

We cover the new announcements from Apple’s September event, as Rob gloats about how much money the notch is saving him.