Gotta Go (All Things Poop)

The Complete Guide to Pooping in Cars


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You're cruising when your stomach makes that unmistakable gurgle. Perhaps you've just passed the last rest stop for 50 miles, or traffic has reached a standstill thanks to an accident ahead. Suddenly, that breakfast bomb—the one you boldly proclaimed "couldn't possibly cause trouble"—is staging a full-scale revolution in your intestines, and your options are dwindling faster than your ability to clench.

While discussing bathroom emergencies in vehicles may elicit nervous laughter or embarrassed silence, it's a surprisingly common predicament—a dark underbelly of the American road trip experience that rivals any horror story Stephen King might conjure. This article explores the uncomfortable truth about pooping in cars: who does it, what happens when it occurs, and how society responds to these inevitable human moments that transform ordinary vehicles into temporary porta-potties.



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