Let's talk about Anju and Kafei. And the postman. And Sakon. And the curiosity shop guy. And timelines. And Mayor Dotour. And golf. And Madame Aroma. And Link. And themes. And Cremia. And... Tortus.

Let's talk about what Majora even is. We (mostly Sarah) have compiled eight or twelve theories about Majora. Which theory is correct? The tenth one.

Let's talk about the moon. And Chester Desmond. And Phillip Jeffries, a little.

Let's talk about all the other things in Ikana Canyon. Like Zelda Maker, and the Shadow Temple.

Let's talk about our top ten dungeons.

Let's talk about Stone Tower Temple. Is it more of a Turtle Rock, or an Ancient Tomb? Where can you see it from? Is it more of a rotation, or a reflection? Is Link a kaiju? What is "identity"? How many Wizzrobes is too many? Who is Garo Master similar to? THIS is Gomess???

Let's talk about the main quest of Ikana Canyon. There's a LOT of stuff. And it's VERY spooky. And hey, look, Sarah Willson is back!

Let's talk about the Oceanside Spider House. Let's gush about how fantastic this Spider House is. And who knows? Maybe we'll meet some other Spider Houses along the way!

Let's talk about the rest of the Great Bay area. A lot of minigames around here. And Ryan is a sourpuss about all of them.

Let's talk about the Great Bay Temple. And its big brother, the Water Temple. Oh, also, it's Christmas. We didn't realize that when we recorded the episode.