Autumn can't help but lie. Greg regrets not trading in his Jansport while there was still a lifetime guarantee.

The Compulsive Need To Lie

Autumn Fischer and Greg Russ are tackling life's big issues one topic at at time. A whole episode dedicated to salt? Sure, they'd be open to that. A discussion about that old movie you wouldn't think anyone would ever feel the need to talk about in-depth? Already done it. If you're a thoughtless chump who holds no curiosity for the world around you, don't waste your time listening to this podcast. But if you're self-aware, smart, and fall for reverse psychology, One Topic is the show for you.

Comedy

(There is no guarantee that, by listening to this episode, you won't actually be a chump and lose all your money. In fact, this is the more likely outcome.)

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My building has every convenience / It's gonna make life easy for me / It's gonna be easy to get things done / I will relax alone with my loved ones
 
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If only it were true.

The Compulsive Need To Lie

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