Today on the CAP, President Trump has bee acquitted in his second impeachment trial, beating back those stupid democrats and both sham impeachments. Also, the evangelical community is rocked once more as two prominent evangelical leaders are smited. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, the entertainment world is on fire (when has it ever not been) as beloved Mandalorian star, Gina Carano gets Order 66'd for posting on her social media. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, COVID affects the brain as people get stupider by the minute. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, we're back celebrating MY TEAM the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and their AMAZING run at the super bowl and victory in Super Bowl LV. And, idiots galore come out before, during, and after the game. All this and more on the CAP!

Today on the CAP, we're revisiting COVID. That's right. it's still a thing. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, What The Hell Is With Acronyms As White Supremacy?! Acronyms are the new white supremacy tool and our economy continues to collapse as no one has any new ideas in our government as the country faces 6 more weeks of winter thanks to a rodent. All this and more on the CAP. 

Today on the CAP, more and more executive orders are pumped out as the Biden automaton continues its massive takeover, and the think tank here locally comes up with a brilliant idea of beating a dead horse. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, video games are once again in the news as Gamestop stock soars to never before heights and profits, Biden continues to destroy America, and censorship takes on a whole new meaning. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, when will the tidal wave of stupidity end? Not any time soon as more and more executive orders are written by Sleepy Joe Dictator Biden, a record 28 so far, CDC is now saying two masks are better than one, and cultural appropriation hits Disney. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, the leftist takeover continues as Joe Biden is "the most religiously observant commander in chief" according to leftist mouthpiece NYT, women are now officially and legally looked as "less than" and the emperor descends from on high to give us the state of the state address. All this and more on the CAP.