Today, on the CAP, the city announces its newest voodoo plan to counter COVID-19 and no, that’s not me being critical, their new plan really does involve testing wastewater. We sift through the mire and look at this *bleep* show of a plan. All this and more today on the CAP.

Today, on the CAP, we mourn the loss of a major influencer and game changer in the Christian community and the loss of a local star and we go over our Supreme Overlord's new color-coded plan of inaction. All this and more on the CAP

Today, on the CAP, we're finally free to shop and hang out in public areas, but at what cost, as looming retributions are bound to come from ur supreme overlords. 

Today on the CAP, we go over two possibilities as people fight to keep things under dictatorship rule while others fight for the freedoms of all. 

Today on the CAP, why did I just make an obscure reference to a rapper from the early 2000s? Because the lyrics are more pertinent than ever as we continue to slowing spiral into chaos. All this and more on the CAP.

Today on the CAP, we’ll explore both sides of the argument regarding what to do now that coronavirus has crippled the entire world and why no one has a clue what they’re doing.

Today on CAP, the parents are fighting; fighting the people, fighting the virus, and especially fighting each other. As the lockdowns continue, we’re no better off as mommy and daddy can’t get on the same damn page when it comes to killing everyone. More on this hilariously grim outlook today on the CAP

Today on CAP, more exciting news out of Asia as a new threat emerges from the ashes of corona. But is it al that new? Also, more legalese and crap from the emperor himself as business bring tithes and offerings to bribe the all-mighty god-like creature in hopes that it will buy favor to permit them to open their hard-earned, brankupting businesses. All this and more on the CAP

Today, on the CAP we recap the recent events over the weekend, including the lockdowns and reopening of certain cities and states and what people are doing about it.

Today on the CAP, Big Brother has turned into Bigger Brother as the state continues its drastic house arrest decree as more and more people start to lose it, both mentally and financially.