Today on the CAP, we're back! After a summer long hiatus, we're back in action! It's good to be back, fighting the good fight alongside all of you!

Today on the CAP, everything is GAY, as the NFL comes out as LGTBQ+IJKLMNOPABC123

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Today on the CAP, we knew it was coming: now you can be transracial as a British influencer is now "Korean." We take a closer look at what in the hell is happening. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, we take a look at how backwards we've gone as the entitled, spoiled brats have now taken over. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, hide yo kids! Hide yo wife! Creepy Joe is on the prowl with a bizarre press conference. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, we take a look at the emperor's' veto list and finally, the church is taking some kind of stand against their own hypocrisy. All this and more today on the CAP

Today on the CAP, Happy Father's Day as we look at where all the manly men went. All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, shocking development as 3 HPD officers are charged with murder in the officer-involved shooting of a 16 year old. What in the world happened and where is the justice? All this and more on the CAP

Today on the CAP, new video footage emerges to implicate the officer involved shooting of Lindani Myeni in April. What really happened and why now are we seeing doctored footage. All this and more on the CAP

Today on. the CAP, I hate to say I told you so, but I told you so. Vaccine passports are now in play here in Hawaii, so what does that mean for all of us deplorable, irredeemable degenerates who want to stay healthy? All this and more on the CAP