The rousing conclusion, now with verifiable events and personages!

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To get to the last, we should start at the first. But since we have no idea who that might've been, we'll just start here.

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Let's try this one more time. Forever.

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Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

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It's only an analogy if you want it to be.

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Of confederates and con-men.

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Thar be wood.

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Arg, me mateys.

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Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!

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Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!

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