Time for some ol' fashioned mass hysteria.

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It's only an analogy if you want it to be.

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Of confederates and con-men.

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Thar be wood.

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Arg, me mateys.

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Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!

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Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!

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Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.

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All your base are belong to U.S.

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Let your imagination go wild.

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