Thar be wood.

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Arg, me mateys.

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Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you!

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Down through the chimney, click click click, it's three bonus stories from the Patreon secret feed!

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Dust in the wind. All we are is dust in the wind. Even more so: our stuff.

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All your base are belong to U.S.

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Let your imagination go wild.

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I can virtually guarantee that you've never heard this story before. As no one has, for at least the last century.

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(And Eventually Be Found)

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More stories! More mea culpas! More NAPOLEON! This one's got it all.

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