The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast

By Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco

Comedy

What's The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast about?

Soccer is exciting, but soccer talk is so boring...UNTIL NOW.

Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco want to bring laughter to the beautiful game. Soccer is a growing sport in America and our goal (pun intended) is to show that American footy fans are unlike any other in the world. Through the lens of stand-up comedy, The Cooligans deliver hilarious takes on American soccer that are refreshing and fun and make fans of MLS and US Soccer enjoy the league much more than they ever thought they could.

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Vela To Chichatrito "Who Sa...

08.10.2022

Another star studded MLS All Star Special We sit down with: Inter Miami's DeAndre Yedlin FC Dallas' Jesus Ferreira Minnesota United head coach Adrian Heath AND in an incredible turn of events CHICHARITO AND CARLOS VELA AT THE SAME TIME!! ...

The Cooligans: A Comedic Soccer Podcast episodes:

08.10.2022 Vela To Chichatrito "Who Said We're Friends?" Another star studded MLS All Star Special We sit down with: Inter Miami's DeAndre Yedlin FC Dallas' Jesus Ferreira Minnesota United head coach Adrian Heath AND in an incredible turn of events CHICHARITO AND CARLOS VELA AT THE SAME TIME!! ...
08.09.2022 "United Are Fighting For Top 10" The Premier League is back! ALREADY?! It doesn't feel right. And United wish they had more time. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0
08.03.2022 WE GOT CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS FROM NYCFC!! + We Talk To Alfredo Morales The title says it all! We couldn't wait to share this with you all! But of course, we're the Cooligans, we can't do some silly ol' announcement... nah, thats not our style. Check out the video: https://youtu.be/l2AZ04GTWrk Also, we talk ...
08.02.2022 "They Gotta Have D*cks Before I Can Cheer For Them" England ladies aka Lionesses have won the Euros Is Englands big international win finally enough to turn the tide with respect to Europe's respect for the womens game. It might be a good thing that the England ladies won it ...
07.27.2022 "LAFC Doesn't Need Luis Suarez" Luis Suarez needs a new club to prepare for the World Cup, is LAFC the right move? Christian doesn't think so! Luis Suarez has left Ateltico Madrid and is rumored to be going back to Nacional in Uruguay, his boyhood ...
07.26.2022 Tuchel & Lampard On Hot Seat & No One Wants Ronaldo Chelsea and Everton are looking terrible this preseason, would you make a change at manager? Do you even think it would help to sack Tuchel or Lampard? Also, Atletico Madrid fans are protesting the rumor of them signing Ronaldo on ...
07.20.2022 The Best Transfers In And Out Of MLS So Far Taty Castellanos gets his move to Europe, but is this the right move? Taty Castellanos gets a move to CFG and loaned to Girona, the newly promoted La Liga club, but is this the right move for the prolific NYCFC ...
07.19.2022 Where Is FC Barcelona Getting All This Money?! Didn't Barca say they were broke? FC Barcelona went from saying they needed €500 million just to "stay alive" but all of a sudden they've got millions to spend on players like Robert Lewandowski, Raphinha, Kessie, your mother. WHERE?!?!?! How ...
07.13.2022 The Collapse Of Atlanta United Are Atlanta United fans are done with the club? We talk about why Atlanta United supporters are starting to quit the team. It can't be just the results? Atlanta United front office has also been silent on social issues which ...
07.12.2022 Demarai Gray Loved Scoring Against Arsenal (Interview) Demarai Gray joins us from preseason. We introduce ourselves to the Dan LeBatard fanbase the only way we know how, with intimidation. We review transfers and we shit on England for shitting on us. Can Americans "cut it" in the ...
07.06.2022 MLS Could Compete With Premier League Teams Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Dominican Republic is going to the Olympics in soccer! Tyler Adams is ...
06.29.2022 This Is The Best New Rivalry In MLS MLS has always tried to figure out a rival for Philly Union, well, they went and found one organically in NYCFC. From playoff games, to uncalled red cards, this is MLS's best new rivalry Also we talk about the NYCFC ...
06.28.2022 Jesus Is A Gooner & Gareth Bale Is A Goner Gabriel Jesus joins Arsenal and we figure out if he's the right fit Gareth Bale joins LAFC and we figure out his goal and assist over under Christian also explains why you should never wear a Milan kit to Naples ...
06.22.2022 Ranking 2026 World Cup Cities w/Lorena Russi There are really no words for what happens when Alexis and Lorena Russi, today's cohost, get together. It's beautiful chaos. Yes we rank host cities of the 2026 USA x Canada x Mexico World Cup, but we also are introduced ...
06.21.2022 DEBATE: Is Manchester City A Big Club? - Is Man City a "big club" - what does "big club" even mean anymore - Ronaldo to join PSG or City - Sadio Mane left Liverpool to be the top dog at Bayern Cohost: https://www.instagram.com/elischaedouard/ It's the Prem Show ...
06.15.2022 Apple Signs MLS For $2.5 BILLION! w/Pablo Maurer Pablo Maurer joins Alexis and discusses MLS's new deal with AppleTV+ as well as his incredible article for The Athletic about Wee Willie McLean, a former USMNT legend who disappeared after the World Cup. Wait till you hear why and ...
06.14.2022 Erling Haaland Is Better Deal Than Darwin Nuñez w/Tosin Makinde aka @NigerianScamsss Christian is away on his honeymoon and our first guest host is CBS's Tosin Makinde aka twitter.com/nigerianscamsss Erling Haaland a smarter buy than Darwin Nuñez? Manchester United: sell, bench, start Are England dumb enough to sack Gareth Southgate right before ...
06.08.2022 Leeds Is Turning Into An MLS All Star Team Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Is Taty Castellanos going to Leeds? USMNT centerback concerns! Christian Pulisic controversial ...
06.07.2022 Pique Cheated On Shakira And Love Isn't Real It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Pique And Shakira Are Done! We gossip about it! Wales is going to the World Cup after defeating Ukraine. ...
06.01.2022 Liverpool Loser's Parade + Charlotte FC Fire Their Coach Double Podcast today! Shouts To U.S & Prem Show! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL & Champions League! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Why Are Liverpool ...
05.26.2022 Mike Jacobs: Nashville SC General Manager Mike Jacobs is the General Manager of Nashville SC in Major League Soccer. He's also a native New Yorker. We sat down with him at WTF Media Studios in NYC for a fun conversation about what it's like being a ...
05.25.2022 Is Chiellini Still Good Enough For MLS? Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Chielini to LAFC is happening?!? USMNT Roster reactions Jim Curtin trolling the ...
05.24.2022 Premier League Championship Sunday Recap + Mbappe Owns PSG Now It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Mbappe is staying at PSG and they had to give him a whole lot to stick around. Man City ...
05.23.2022 Sarah Fuller: Vandy Football To Minnesota Aurora FC Sarah Fuller grew up playing soccer, but she had the opportunity to kick for the Vanderbilt Commodores Men's Football Team, and she is now the first woman to ever kick, and score in a Power 5 conference football game! She ...
05.18.2022 Agent Beckham Brings Messi To Miami Shouts To U.S! MLSJoin us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Lionel Messi to Inter Miami in 2023?!? Is Caleb Porter on the hot seat? Red Bull Fans Are Mad At Us Again! ...
05.17.2022 Premier League Officials Hate Everton Premier League officials have continued to make odd calls that go against Everton and it may cost them the league! Plus we talk about Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy's insane trial, the boring FA Cup final, and Arsenal's chances at ...
05.11.2022 Live From Subaru Park w/ the Philadelphia Union We are coming to you live from Subaru Park today! We stopped by to hang out with our Philadelphia Union fam and had a chat with Marlon LeBlanc, Head Coac of Philadelphia Union II in MLS Next! Join us every ...
05.10.2022 May Pep Guardiola Isn't The Guy For Man City? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Manchester City Stunned By Real Madrid In Champions League Europa League Drama From West Ham Erling Halaand to City ...
05.04.2022 CCL Preview: Sounders vs Pumas + Angel City FC First Game Reaction w/ Amelia Lopez of Fut Mex Nation It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast, Shouts to U.S w/ guest co-host Amelia Lopez of Fut Mex Nation! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: CCL Preview! Can Sounders be the first ...
05.03.2022 What Will Happen If Jesse Marsch Gets Leeds Relegated? w/ Christine Cupo of CBS Sports It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Today we are joined by CBS Sports analyst Christine Cupo! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Leeds are now very close to getting relegated. What ...
04.27.2022 Gareth Bale To MLS? w/ Taylor Rockwell of Total Soccer Show It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast, Shouts to U.S w/ guest co-host Taylor Rockwell of Total Soccer Show! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: How likely are we to see Gareth ...
04.26.2022 Is Frank Lampard To Blame For The Mess At Everton? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Everton are officially in the relegation zone! Who is most at fault for Everton's situation? Do Arsenal fans believe ...
04.20.2022 Pelado Almeyda At SJ Quakes Was Not A Failure It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: What's next for San Jose Earthquakes? Washing Spirit ...
04.19.2022 We Fix The European Super League! It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: We tryto fix the European Super League so that fans can get behind it! Erik Ten Hag is sort ...
04.13.2022 Did Frank DeBoer Ruin Atlanta United? It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Atlanta United lose to their "rival" Charlotte FC. ...
04.12.2022 Pep or Klopp: Who Is The Better Manager? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: City vs Liverpool: Who fared better in the title race? Why do PL fans want Everton relegated? Ronaldo slapped ...
04.06.2022 Does Chicharito Deserve A Mexico Call-Up After His Hot MLS Start? It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Chicharito deserves to go to the World Cup ...
04.05.2022 Should Arsenal Be Worried About Tottenham? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Chelsea got owned by a man whoe came back from the afterlife. Early World Cup Predictions! Sausage Water For ...
03.30.2022 We Ended Up In A Party Bus With Stripper Poles In Mexico City It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Mexico City was lit! We share our experience ...
03.29.2022 2 Comics React To Will Smith & Chris Rock Slap and Italy Out Of World Cup Again It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and since we are comedians, we break it all down. Italy miss the World ...
03.23.2022 Charlotte FC: Are They Actually Good? Wait what if Charlotte FC are actually a good team?!? Can they make MLS Playoffs with this squad? Tuesdays we stream our MLS/US Soccer show at 1pm ET where we cover MLS highlights. It's like ESPN FC but funny! It's ...
03.22.2022 Chelsea FC's New Owner: Who Should It Be? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Should we care who is the next owner of Chelsea? Will Messi, Neymar, and Mbappe be at PSG next ...
03.16.2022 "This Is Not F%&KING FOOTBALL!" Is Carles Gil Right? Carles Gil went on a profanity laced rant after the snowy NE Revs match that he couldn't see nor communicate with his teammates and that they shouldn't have played that game against RSL because of the weather. Do you agree?
03.15.2022 Can You Celebrate A Ronaldo Goal With A SIUU In A Non-United Shirt? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Is the Siuuu celebration too cringe?? Forget Top 4, Arsenal want Top 3. Roman Abramovic is cancelled! What are ...
03.14.2022 Julian Araujo of the LA Galaxy & Mexican National Team Julian Araujo of the LA Galaxy and the Mexican National Team joins us to chat about making the switch from the USMNT, the difference in food on both national teams, and how proud his abuela is of him. Sign up ...
03.09.2022 Is Austin FC This Good Or Are Cincy & Miami That Bad? It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Fabian Herbers & Gonzalo Higuain got beef? Charlotte ...
03.08.2022 City Destroyed Manchester United's Hope Of A Top 4 Finish It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Manchester United got smacked by City. Is Riyad Mahrez wasting his time at Man City? Why did CR7 miss ...
03.02.2022 Should MLS Clubs Try To Sign Sergio Ramos? It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: MLS is back and recap week 1! Chicharito ...
03.01.2022 Are Premier League Refs Corrupt or Just Inept? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans Today's Topics Include: Was that a handball on Rodri? Will this terrible refereeing decision get Everton relegated? Roman Abramovich gives up control ...
02.23.2022 Insigne, Costa, Shakiri: Best MLS Off-Season Signing? It's our "new" Americans-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Who's the biggest signing in MLS this season? ...

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