Gunslingers. They sling guns. And there's a gunslinging gunslinger in the book series we've begun reviewing. That's right: we know how to read, and we don't even need pictures to help us. Gaze upon our mighty brains in awe! There are rumors that Pedro Pascal will star in a TV series based on the Dark Tower. WHEN WILL HE LEAVE US ALONE?

Luke wanted to talk about Wednesday. Unfortunately, he wanted to talk about Wednesday the same week that a Scott Pilgrim anime was announced. What happens to a discussion topic when Scott Pilgrim news drops? Prepare to die obviously. Henry would love to postpone, but he just cashed his last raincheck. Also, Pedro Pascal made a reappearance, because even our podcast isn't safe from his clutches. Okay, bye and stuff. IS THAT GIRL A BOY, TOO?

The JOJOLands. Its a manga. From Japan. We read more of it. If you find that boring, then YOU'RE IN LUCK because we also started a color war in this episode. Henry thinks colors are a very black and white issue, but Luke thinks there are shades of grey to the discussion. Luke is wrong. BOB ROSS?

REACTING. We tried it. But not with our faces, with our voices. I'm not sure if that's more boring-er or not. Only the future analytics can say. Train to Busan is what we reacted to. CHAD?

Sequels. They are often good, like Star Wars 5. They are often bad, like Star Wars 7: The Quality Abandoned. Or Star Wars 8: The Lost Profit. Or Star Wars 9: The Rise of Cringe. Or Book of Bob Feet. Or Obi-Wan Ken-No-Please. Today we air the second part of our episode which we named after Abe Lincoln's nose, but we do not mention said nose once in it. I assume that makes this a bad sequel. YOU'RE WELCOME?

Four score and seven years ago, our hosts recorded a 5 hour long podcast episode which needed to be cut up into tiny pieces. At the time of writing this description, yours truly can't rightly remember what all we discussed, but it definitely involved Abraham Lincoln's nose and the man it was attached to. Also The Last of Us, because that show still exists. CHEESE VS. CHEESE?

Family. This is Vin Diesel's favorite word, and yet he says it surprisingly few times in the Riddick films. That is the sign of a true actor. In a new record for our podcast, we spend a record low time of almost 0 minutes talking about our featured topic. We debated calling this the Jar Jar episode, but had the good sense to plan ahead and realize that we would almost definitely do a full Jar Jar episode in the near future. Anyway, this is an episode which is ostensibly about everyone's favorite Marvel tree. I AM GROOT?