Some of us here at Instead Of HQ have a thing for chairs. Everybody's got a thing, right? Some folks just happen to have a thing for chairs, and that's fine. That is, until an innocent fascination with chairs becomes a lifestyle. An obsession. An Adiron-diction. Join Tapan this week as he ventures into the home of a chair-based criminal mastermind. Join Mike as he forays into the family of a very responsible driver. Join Josh as he greases a sloth jockey at a very corrupt zoo. Three stories. Two hosts. One clairvoyant lion.

Pairings: Anti-American sentiments; terminal kindness; *zoo-ra vida*