"It's just a sea of butts." This week is Alysa's birthday, so she picks the movie - no vetoes allowed. The Brides head to Ipswich, MA, and attempt to make sense of the 2006 Renny Harlin bro-d out witchcraft movie, The Covenant. Did anybody know how homoerotic this was going to turn out? Why does this movie sound like a drug PSA but with witches? Does the director know any human women? Why is the movie shot through a blue iPhone filter? Why is the mom quasi-hitting on the son? What makes a movie good-bad, or bad-bad? Also, we delight in the fact that this movie was the jumping off point for a bunch of respected careers, specifically Sebastian Stan and Taylor Kitsch. We end on our final recommendations (or lack thereof) and some fun palate cleansers! 

The Covenant, directed by Renny Harlin. Starring Steven Strait, Taylor Kitsch, Chace Crawford, Sebastian Stan, and Toby Hemingway.