We made it, VanDerFreaks! You've waited three years to hear Adam's reaction to Jen's death... prepare to be shocked. Get your oreos out and dunk right in. The Creek...end?

It's a flash forward, VanDerFreaks, and it turns out the future is bleak. Sure Jack's a woke high school teacher, but he's dating a closeted Deputy Dougie. Oh cool, Jen has a baby, but CJ dumped her ass and she's gonna die. Worst of all, the triangle is surging and we are no closer to a resolution. Tune in, if you feel safe. 

Joey's gonna go ahead and rally the whole town in support of Dawson's film. Outrageous casting and archaeological green screen technology. If you're looking for Todd impressions, you're gonna get 'em here, luhv. 

Does Grams actually do poppers on cam? No. But we can dream. After forcing Grams to tell her own daughter about her cancer diagnosis, Jen decides to move the whole gang into Helen's Upper East Side chateau. Now that's a spinoff we'd watch. Also Pacey drops the StepiBomb that Dawson is StepiBroke and it goes exactly like you think it would. Wahhhh!

Eddie's gonna go ahead and round out Joey's sophomore year with another epic ghosting, because as a young woman, she NEEDS to be triggered by every man in her life. I'm sorry, I can't, don't hate me vibes. Also, Pacey gets Stepifucked by Stepitech and Stepikicks Rich's ass in an explosive desktop face off, which is a joy to watch and discuss. Editor's note: we say that this is episode 22 but it is actually episode 20.

Okay it's the LoveLines episode, you know, the one where Dr. Drew destroys every relationship with semi-truths and prozac prescriptions. Can anyone spell trust issues? We went ahead and put our trash first attempt at an intro at the end of the ep so if you're into that kind of torture, it's there for the real ones.

Thanks to a Creekend classic extended bull shit intro (skip to 20mins for DC content bbs), this episode blasts through most of our gang's storylines this week in favor of dissecting Joey's ribbony collage of conquests and Peloton culture at large. #Vsquad 

This is an episode that forces you to decide who is worse: CJ (née Cory Jergens) using Grams as a sex therapist or suit n' tie Pacey disrespecting every member of every workforce... your call VanDerFreaks! And oh yeah, Eddie comes back. Please make space for your rage.

The main thing you need to know about this episode is that we are a young, young group of people doing their best to understand why Pacey would pay a late night visit to Gail in a floor length wool coat. That's mom fucking coat culture for ya! Bless you for reading this far. <3

We do not utter a damn word about the WB classic, Dawson's Creek, until 24:40. Not a damn drop. This episode was recorded in late 2020, a dark time indeed. We do not take any responsibility for the level of absolute trash we find so deeply necessary to discuss among our peers. This is culture. Also it's the Kmart ep, bortch.