Everything you need to know about your fantasy Coronavirus quandaries, with Bobby.

Toothless display from Liverpool, Phil makes excuses and the Commissioner inhales deeply.

Rackett talks leaking armpits, hot chips and the CDP.

Greg joins the month-long gameweek-blues support group as the boys try and return to normality. It's didn't work, Premier League, don't do it again.

Tom has coronavirus. Andy has coronavirus. James has coronavirus. Ali has coronavirus.

Tudor and Sam make triumphant returns. Tom, Dellar and Will monotonise. Pedro is absent and everyone really misses him. :-(

This week Tommy P and Dellar are joined by Niall and James to talk about 'things Burnley is made of'. And apparently, we were all in a cup? But some of us aren't anymore? I'm sure Commish will explain it.

Culley joins, Will gloats, Dellar weeps and Tom signs off.

The boys finally make it through the Christmas period with help from Rob. Time for new year's resolutions and time for a little break!

James, Will, Andy and Pedro wrap-up 2 gameweeks in the CDP and discuss the first knockout round of the cup.