The Crime Of The Century Podcast

The Crime Of The Century Podcast

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The Crime Of The Century Podcast episodes

  • I'm A Dog I Don't Care
    lyrics:
    woof woof
    bark bark aooooohhhhh
    woof woof
    I've got an idea
    bark bark aooooohhhhh
    I'm a dog I don't care
    I'm a dog I don't care
    I'm a dog I don't care I don't wanna fight
    I wanna play
    I don't wanna fight
    I wanna play
    I don't wanna fight
    I wanna play I wanna wrestle
    I wanna run
    I wanna wrestle
    I wanna run
    I wanna wrestle
    I wanna runI'm a dog I don't care
    I'm a dog I don't care
    I'm a dog I don't care(chorus)
    I wanna wrestle
    I wanna run
    I wanna wrestle
    I wanna run
    I wanna wrestle
    I wanna run
    I wanna play
    I wanna love
    I wanna play
    I wanna play
    I wanna love
    Dogs are not allowed to fight
    We have to be gentle and tame
    We just want to run and play
    Dogs are not allowed to fight
    We have to be gentle and tame
    We just want to run and play
    Dogs are not allowed to fight
    We have to be gentle and tame
    We just want to run and play
    Play with me (play with me)
    Play with me (play with me)
    Play with me (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    Play with me (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    I'll bring a smile to your face (play with me)
    Play with me (play with me)
    5 min
  • I Love You More Than I Love My Life
    Lyrics:
    I love you more than I love my life
    if that means anything
    I love you more than I love my life
    you could be listening
    if that means anything
    I love you more than I love my life
    this is your attention
    I love you more than I love my life
    I'm gonna tell you how I love you
    more than I love my life
    The only good thing I had,
    I lost on the way home
    I can't tell you how I wish I was with you
    All the time I thought I had,
    I only dreamed it
    When I had you in my arms,
    I thought it was real
    I love you more than I love my life
    I love you more than I love my life
    More than I love my life
    If all I could be is something,
    that's enough for me
    4 min
  • 17 Mopey Guys
    Lyrics:
    They invite me every week
    To get my ass on down
    They say that it's more damn fun
    Than anywhere else in town
    But I always shake my head and say
    I'll see you all around
    I'm going somewhere else today
    Though I can't say where I'm bound
    Chorus
    They play Desolation Row and they never miss a part
    they sing every single note, straight from the heart
    those seventeen mopey guys strumming their guitar
    love that open mic night at the local bar
    Jonathan's a barista
    That's how he pays the bills
    But harshing all our mellows
    Is how he gets his thrills
    Peter's an accountant
    Plays a Martin, don't ya know?
    As he bleats about injustice
    He puts on quite a show
    Christopher gets up on stage
    and plays a sad sad song
    Then Frederick gets up on stage
    and plays one just as long
    Then Theodore gets up on stage
    and he tries to play along
    the mic is open, those guys are mopin
    You can't say that I'm wrong
    Now I won't name all 17
    I think I've set the scene
    I can sit through 5 or 6
    Before I want to scream
    I'd rather be backpacking
    And sit beside a stream
    Or get myself a root canal
    That ain't as bad as it seems
    5 min

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