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College is stupid, and expensive. Stowe shares stories of some of the papers he's had to read  as a part of his English class from other students that don't make any sense at all. Crout talks about how the money college charges is just arbitrary numbers. Guess what, when the school gives you a scholarship for the exact amount you owe, they're just deleting numbers, they're not losing any money or giving you any money. CTRL + ALT + DEL my college debt and student loans, well actually the government is paying for our education because we sold our souls to the Navy. Crout also shares his completely legal life pro tip on how to save $600 on textbooks for classes each university semester. hint: the secret is piracy. Isn't online classes the best way to attend a university?  We talk about how "slang" stands for street language. For some reason, translating slang words into proper, literal english is hilarious. Please enjoy our antics! Leave a comment to tell us about what you thought and how you think we can improve!

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Crout is a Twilight fan-girl and isn't ashamed to let the world know. We also discuss some absurd stories from the submarine like ridiculous nicknames we've given people. We do a new bit called "News Anchors Aweigh" where we improv a news anchor and an on-scene reporter for made up headlines. 

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* This is NOT financial advice. Don't do what we did, we are idiots. 

We liquidate our entire stock portfolios on Robinhood and gamble $500 using a random stock generator and d20 dice. We also re-visit the San Diego Reader to peruse the classified ads again and make a SHOCKING discovery!

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One tier list to decide the Earth's superior race. Is it drag racing or luge? 

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Would you rather your legs be permanently straight or permanently bent? Would you rather eat 3 raw onions or plank for 30 minutes EVERY morning? What kind of game show host is Steve Harvey when the game is all based on his self-centered opinions? 

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Let's shift society's schedule to night time, morning sucks. We're re-structuring the show and trying to be more organized. We have different funny improv bits along with hilarious rants about video games and The Office.

San Diego Classifieds will blow your mind and make you fear for your own safety. We talk about the C&S Movie too

Are these headlines made up, or did Florida Man actually commit these heinous acts?

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