In this episode, the explore Vaudeville-era magic acts and travel to 1950s France to visit the infamous Grand Guignol theater in Well-Cooked Hams, based on a story from Tales from the Crypt #27. Along the way, Bruce offers some relationship advice to callers.

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Sound clips from X and The Monster Squad.

In this episode, Ryan and Bruce introduce a new edition to the team. Then, how does a story about frat hazing at a haunted house turn into a discussion about class and labor? Tune in to find out!

Breakdown music from Strong Jeff

Soundclip from Pearl

Additional music by Daywalk3r.

This week, Ryan and Bruce review a tale of jealous husbands, a murder cover-up gone awry, a cop in god-mode, and the most suspicious acting suspect ever in "Two for the Show," based on not one but two stories from Crime SuspenStories #17.

Sound effect from Spongebob Squarepants.

Breakdown music by Strong Jeff.

What does the title mean? What does it have to do with either the comic or the episode? Ryan and Bruce discover that some mysteries don't have answers.

Like a gorilla crashing through a skylight, a friend drops by to help Ryan and Bruce digest the episode Food for Thought, based on a story from Tales from the Crypt #40.

This week, Ryan and Bruce delve into a tale of professional and personal jealousy with apocalyptic implications in "Forever Ambergris", based on a story from Tales from the Crypt #44.

Breakdown music by Strong Jeff.

The Crypt Keepers are here to ring in the new year with an episode that features jealousy, murder, and (a lack of) sex in What Ye Sow, based on a story from Shock SuspenStories #14.

The Secret Within by Darren Curtis

WARNING: Spoilers abound for 30 Coins Season 2, Day of the Beast, and probably other things. Ryan and Bruce can't keep their mouths shut. If you want to avoid spoilers, the fast-forward button will be your friend.

CW: Discussion of sexual assault.

It's a Christmas miracle! The Crypt Keepers are back with the first episode of season 5, Death of Some Salesmen, based on a story from Haunt of Fear #15.

Sound clip from Command and Conquer: Red Alert 3.

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In this episode, Ryan and Bruce break between seasons 4 and 5 of Tales from the Crypt to talk about horror, nerd stuff in general, and some recent developments in their lives.

The Events at Poroth Farm by T.E.D. Klein

The Great God Pan by Arthur Machen

The White People by Arthur Machen

Here we are at the season 4 finale with "Curiosity Killed", a tale of bitterness and revenge, which is not based at all on a story with a similar title from Tales from the Crypt #37.