Work it//boy oh boy//RATATA

RATATA/TATATA

Didn't I already do this?

Hmm. There's gotta be one more.

Maybe I don't know.

Who cares!

ALRIGHT, THATS IT.

Calm down, man.

NAH. GET THE FUCK OUT MY BASEMENT.

What the frick?!

GET OUT — NOW.

*meanwhile*

INTERMISSIOn

Oh shit, what the fuck happened at intermission?

Or, rather—

What the fuck didn't happen at intermission.

I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MOTHAFUCKA.

Damn, she's scary in a New York accent

AGGGHHJHHHJJJJJJJJJJ.

When's the fight.

Whenever it is.

NEXT UP:

DILLON FRANCIS HOT SAUCE BITCH SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF DIPLO.

UGH.

Dude, this show is violent.

When's Beyoncè coming?

She's already here.

What?! Where at?!

With the whippets people.

What, are you serious?

What. No. Beyoncè doesn't do whippets!

I said she was *with* the whippets people… not at it with them.

What is her deal with the devil, anyway?

THE ILLUMINATI

just sign here.

BEYONCÈ

just a minute.

BEYONCÈ

Sign this for meZ

THE DEVIL

Why?

BEYONCÈ

just do it.

THE DEVIL

…mmkay.

z.X hehe.

I TOLD YOU BEYONCÈ WAS SKRILLEX.

?? Wait.

Yes.

If beyoncè is Skrillex, who is the devil?

. . .

CHAK CHEL

Dillon, I need to tell you something.

—what is it?

CHAK CHEL

I've been seeing somebody.

—k, that's gross.

CHAK CHEL

You're gross, Dillon; I'm actually making you less gross just standing in your proximate location.

DILLON FRANCIS

—k, that's weird. You're sounding—younger.

CHAK CHEL

I told you, I've been seeing somebody.

DILLON FRANCIS

Ew—just—stop

CHAK CHEL

can't stop, Dillon—I stop, the whole world stops; you remember the last time that happened?

DILLONNFRANCIS

…no…

FLASHBACK

THE ENTIRE WORLD STOPS SPINNING ENTIRELY

HUMANS/BUILDINGS FLY OFF

*INSTANT EXTINCTION*

ANIMALS: cool.

ORHER ANIMALS: so fucking cool.

MORE ANIMALS: so we can talk again

ANIMALS: yeah we can talk again

OTHER ANIMALS: the humans are gone now.

Wait, wouldn't the animals fly off, too, at that speed?

UNDERGROUND ANIMALS: no.

Birds: hahahaha—holy shit.

Insects and things: hm.

We have to be careful how we're going about this thing,

She's calling all our bluffs

And seeing all our signs,

And past them, even

Reading between the lines,

And even blurring them a bit,

And everything we leave, she finds

3 steps ahead, but still behind

And colorblind is just a word we use

To keep divided

But

She finds it every time

GAGA

…28…29…

you might be taking this assignment a bit too seriously.

She lowers the rim of her dark tinted glasses by the frame to stare deeply into his eyes/ soul

No, I'm crushing it, actually.

First rule of improv: never say no

NO.

This isn't improv—this is strategy.

NO.

Fuck, man.

What's up, dude

I gotta hump something.

I feel you.

—I don't think you do.

It's okay, man. We'll get you some pussy.

I'm more of a dog person.

You're funny, man.

Yeah, fuckin hilarious.

SUNNI BLŪ

FUck bro.

9@-6c

I guess we gotta—

DIPLO.

HEY—

Ugh.

What.

It's this dude.

DIPLO

—HEEEEY—

No, Dipshit, get the fuck outta here.

ITS *diplo.

Yeah I don't give a fuck, go away.

THE FEDS AND SKRILLEX

Lol what's this storyline

That's like-the main storyline; the whole thing.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES INVITES SKRILLEX FOR DINNER.

This is bad.

YO,

Uh oh.

WHERE'S THE OTHER HALF OF THIS ALBUM.

—was it an album?

It was half an album…

Presumably, if Anti-Everything was technically finished in entirety two years ago.

I am any man with eyes;

I see the beauty in her lines

—and every lie I am defiles her,

Which defines me,

As I am

By design

I'm not violent

Kinda

But would you mind it

If I find ya

Handsome so I ride it

Aggressively

Oh yes indeed it's just a tease

You're stressing me

I need replied for sexual repression

(Your flesh on me)

I'm in a rush

In flushing queens

To see evil knifes thrown by evil king

I forgot I queued you up;

All that love I sent

Somebody probably went and

Booed you up

I'm too screwed up

Too screws loose, abused and such

Just booze for brunch

No captain crunch

Just jack without the crack and such

Fuck.

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