Sound Bites

• "I swallow them down with alcohol."
• "You know, what's missing right now?"
• "That's the cuck chair!"
• "I got Chlamydia for Christmas."
• "I did once on a first date..."
• "That's no big deal. Who cares?"
• "That's a wrap."
• "I just want to die from COVID."
• "Buy a bathrobe. Buy some bathrobes."
• "I never wanted to see her again."
• "Your reaction was priceless though."
• "Your marriage is doomed, isn't it?"
• "There's no win, honest to God."
• "Why wait till it gets too bad?"
• "You need to win therapy."