The Curmudgeon Rock Report

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  • Why Foo Fighters Are...Shit!!!

    In which Arturo Andrade rips Dave Grohl's renaissance project turned to unfortunately real band to shreds and does so vigorously...and with plenty of Internet-bred validation from others who hate this band. Chris O'Connor, who counts Grohl as a personal hero, only lightly pushes back. Alas, a turd is a turd. Let us rumble through this (mostly) steaming heap stench by stench.

    Usually, we endorse the songs we talk about here. That's not the case on this episode, but since this intro is supposed to carry some SEO value, here's some of the piss we cover:

    "Hero"

    "Learn To Fly" 

    "Stacked Actors"

    "All My Life"

    "Times Like These"

    "Best Of You"

    "The Pretender"

    "Rope"

    "Walk" 

    ... and an increasingly rotten bunch of stuff from 2014 on...

     

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    38 min
  • The 50 Greatest Rock EPs Of All Time

    In which one of Yours Truly Curmudgeons, Arturo Andrade, flies solo and empties out his vault to share the greatest "extended play" rock albums ever released. It's a list that has Chris O'Connor's endorsement and includes a few treasured classics as well as some obscurities and very bashed-out primitive recordings from beloved artists.

    Artists discussed include:

    R.E.M.

    Melvins

    Butthole Surfers

    The Strokes

    Sebadoh

    Minor Threat

    Alice in Chains 

    ... and the EP we select as #1. Discover the mastery starting at 50:40

     

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    1 hr 1 min
  • The Best Albums of 2022

    In which the Curmudgeons each count down their picks for the 20 best albums of 2002. There is plenty of overlap, but there is also plenty of disagreement. Is Beyonce awesome or lazy? Is Soul Glo a piece of gold or a piece of garbage? Either way, these are all the titles to snack on as you catch up on all this music we loved--or at least admired. 

    Chris's list begins at 11:31. 

    Arturo's list begins at 1:14:40.

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    1 hr 52 min
  • The White Stripes...A Legacy
    In which the Curmudgeons examine the career and the great music of rock 'n' roll's best "brother and sister" act. Okay, so they were really ex-husband and ex-wife, but hammy mythos was small part of what made The White Stripes so compelling. That, and their incredible ability to deconstruct and celebrate the blues, country and folk with explosive guitar and simple drums while also writing and recording some of the most innovative songs of their era. We discuss the music and their six albums in detail.
     
    Songs discussed during this episode include:
     
    Personal Trainer, "Big Love Blanket"
     
    Jockstrap, "Greatest Hits"
     
    A whole lotta White Stripes:
     
    "Jimmy the Exploder"
     
    "I Fought Pirahnas"
     
    "The Big Three Killed My Baby"
     
    "You're Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl)"
     
    "Hello Operator"
     
    "Apple Blossom"
     
    "I'm Bound to Pack it Up"
     
    "Dead Leaves On the Dirty Ground"
     
    "Hotel Yorba"
     
    "Fell In Love With a Girl"
     
    "The Union Forever"
     
    "Seven Nation Army"
     
    "The Hardest Button to BUtton"
     
    "Ball and Biscuit"
     
    "I Want To Be the Boy Who Warms Your Mother's Heart"
     
    "Blue Orchid"
     
    "My Doorbell"
     
    "Passive Manipulation"
     
    "Icky Thump"
     
    "Catch Hell Blues"
     
    "Effect and Cause"
     

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    1 hr 35 min
  • The 1st Golden Age of Rock (1954-59), Pt. 2
    In which the Curmudgeons continue their revisitation of rock 'n' roll's magical yet tense rise as the music and attitude of American youth. Last episode, we discussed the parochial influences that shaped the earliest rock and the Black pioneers who introduced it to the world. Now, we discuss what happened when Whites got a load of it. The teens loved it. Corporate America? Not so much. 
     
    Songs discussed during this episode include:
     
    Goat, "Chukua Pesa"
     
    Soul Glo, "We Wants Revenge"
     
    Bill Haley & His Comets, "Rock Around the Clock"
     
    Elvis Presley, "That's Alright"
     
    Elvis Presley, "Don't Be Cruel"
     
    Jerry Lee Lewis, "Great Balls of Fire"
     
    Jerry Lee Lewis, "Whole Lot of Shaking Goin' On"
     
    Buddy Holly, " Peggy Sue,"
     
    Buddy Holly, "Oh Boy!"
     
    Everly Brothers, "All I Have To Do Is Dream"
     
    Everly Brothers, "Cathy's Clown"
     
    Pat Boone, "Tutti Frutti"
     
    Chubby Checker, "The Twist"
     
    Connie Stevens, "Where The Boys Are"

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    2 hr 22 min
  • The 1st Golden Age of Rock (1954-59), Pt. 1

    In which The Curmudgeons celebrate this thing here called rock 'n' roll by going all the way back to the beginning. Actually, we go back to before the beginning and discuss the cultural movements and formative influences that gave our beloved musical form its shapes and colors. We also honor the four men we believe were the foremost pioneers of the genre: Fats Domino, Bo Diddley, Little Richard and Chuck Berry. 

     
    Songs discussed during this episode include:
     
    Belief, "WOT"
     
    Anxious, "You When You're Gone"
     
    Big Joe Turner, "Roll 'Em Pete"
     
    The Orioles, "It's Too Soon to Know"
     
    Jackie Brentson & His Delta Cats, "Rocket 88" 
     
    Billy Ward & The Dominoes, "Sixty Minute Man" 
     
    Fats Domino, "The Fat Man" 
     
    Fats Domino, "I'm Walkin"
     
    Bo Diddley, "Bo Diddley"
     
    Bo Diddley, "I'm a Man"
     
    Bo Diddley, "Who Do You Love"
     
    Little Richard, "Tutti Frutti"
     
    Little Richard, "Lucille"
     
    Little Richard, "Long Tall Sally"
     
    Chuck Berry, "Maybelline"
     
    Chuck Berry, "Brown Eyed Handsome Man"
     
    Chuck Berry, "Sweet Little Sixteen" 
     
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    1 hr 35 min
  • In Defense Of...Muse

    In which the Curmudgeons counter one of the laziest conventional wisdoms in all of rock 'n' roll: that Muse is a self-serious, ridiculous ripoff of Radiohead that appeals to dumb people with bad taste. No, actually they're one of the most fearless and inventive bands of the 21st century that gets a central rock tenet: ridiculousness is your friend. This band rocks without apology. We make the case...

     

    Songs discussed during this episode include:

    Sudan Archives, "OMG Britt"

    King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard, "Ice V"

    And lots and lots of Muse:

    "Sunburn"

    "Unintended"

    "Micro Cuts"

    "Citizen Erased"

    "Time is Running Out"

    "Hysteria"

    "Stockholm Syndrome"

    "Supermassive Black Hole"

    "Map of the Problematique"

    "Uprising"

    "United States of Eurasia(+Collateral Damage)"

    "Madness"

    "Dead Inside"

    "Psycho"

    "Reapers"

    "The Dark Side"

    "Propaganda"

    "Will of the People"

    "Kill Or Be Killed"

     

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Bonus Episode: The Vault - The Superstar Muses of Muse

    In which the Curmudgeons offer a study of albums from artists whose music and grand ambitions influenced the U.K.'s beloved band Muse. We'll be defending Muse during our next episode. The band's status as a mainstream stadium filler has made them a target for lazy disrespect. We're pushing back, and we're starting now with a journey through the past. 

     

    Albums discussed during this episode include:

    Queen, A Night at the Opera (1975)

    Rush, A Farewell to Kings (1977)

    U2, Zooropa (1993)

    Radiohead, The Bends (1995)

    Coldplay, A Rush of Blood to the Head (2002)

     

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    40 min
  • A Curious Case of Osees

    In which the Curmudgeons offer a public service and guide you through the essentials within Osees' vast catalog of albums. This is a band that changes its name every couple of years, so maybe it's not a surprise they've released more than 20 studio albums since 2007, plus singles collections and the like. That's a lot...but, yo, we got you covered. 

     

    Albums discussed during this episode include:

    Floating Coffin (2013)

    Mutilator Defeated at Last (2015)

    A Weird Exits (2016)

    Smote Reverser (2018)

    Face Stabber (2019)

    Protean Threat (2020)

    A Foul Form (2022)

     

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    1 hr 10 min
  • Phish...In Dephense of a Legacy

    In which Curmudgeons celebrate a cult band from Vermont whose cult became massive by the end of the 1990s. The members of Phish were not noodling descendants of The Grateful Dead. They were virtuoso musicians whose songcraft and studio output--and even their live performances!--are sorely underrated. Well, not anymore. 

     

    Songs discussed during this episode include:

    The Chats, "I've Been Drunk in Every Pub in Brisbane"

    Built to Spill, "Spiderweb"

    And from Phish:

    "David Bowie"

    "You Enjoy Myself"

    "Wilson"

    "Reba"

    "Split Open and Melt"

    "Chalkdust Torture"

    "Stash"

    "Fast Enough For You"

    "Rift"

    "The Great Divide"

    "Down With Disease"

    "Axilla (Pt. II)"

    "Julius"

    "Billy Breathes"

    "Free"

    "Prince Caspian" 

    "Guyute"

    "Bird of a Feather"

    "Farmhouse"

    "First Tube"

     
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    2 hr 7 min

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A loud-mouth retired rock critic and a cranky expat rock obsessive discuss, analyze and just plain old argue about rock ‘n‘ roll: the old stuff, the new stuff and why it all still matters.