Fly us to the Moon, dooby dooby doo. You could listen to this episode commentary from @Feexby and @Loll73 or you could listen to the utterly brilliant album Marquee Moon by Television TWICE! That's what I'd do.

Join me @Feexby and the redoubtable @Loll73 (try redoubting him, go on, it's fun) as we chat in front of, on top of, and behind The Caretaker. It's a Doctor Who episode that is almost unrecognisable from the Harold Pinter original. Though how good would a Clive Donner episode starring Alan Bates, Donald Pleasence and Alan Bates have been? Puh-retty god, I reckon.

You will hear the pod of John and Lawrence... Is it iambic pentameter? We don't really seem to know. Join us on our blunder through Time Heist. Remember, it's just our secret. Don't tell anyone.

Listen! Or don't. We are not the boss of you. You make your own decisions, just like we want you to.

John and Loll, John and Loll riding through the glen...

Hello! John out of John & Lawrence here. Join us this week as we get into the Into The Dalek episode...

Shush!

An episode commentary for Deep Breath. 

It's inspirational.

Inspirational, geddit? Deep breath? Oh, suit yourselves.

Brian Miller and The Best House In London (written by Denis Norden and starring David Hemmings & George Sanders) are just some of the things you will be shouting in frustration. Sorry. Our memories are not what they once were.

Leave us a message if you like. Rate us on iTunes if you want. Or just lurk menacingly in the dark, we like that too.

We are on Twitter as @feexby and @Loll73

It's the hit parade of Who.

John and Lawrence do their best Peter Powell and Kid Jenson impressions as they pick the winners and losers from the DWM 2014 Doctor Who poll.

It was the Rezillos who put it best wasn't it? Everybody's on To-ooo-oop Of The Pops.

Welcome to the triumphant stop of this season of podcasts!

A commentary for Doomsday, the final episode of New Who Series 2.

Some of the wrong things this time: It is Philippe Mora who directed Howling II and Howling III, not Phillip Noyce (ahem); and crucially it was Peter Pratt who played the Master in The Deadly Assassin, not Geoffrey Beevers.

Thanks for listening. Mwah. Mwah.

Nearly finished now, nice lady and gentleman.

Obviously it is LL Cool J who is in Deep Blue Sea (Lampreys Love Cool J to give him his full name), not any of the people John guesses at. Sorry.

Eat breakfast! Most important meal of the day! Lawrence commands it.