Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Isaiah’s milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard and they’re like…it’s better than ya’lls. Darn right…it’s better than ya’lls. Isaiah could teach you, but you’ll have to praise god. Also, God loves to flip on the tambourine music as he abuses his people for his […]

Today, we find that God is sending Rambo Mufasa and Simba into Israel to take care of all the doppelgangers that have taken over. Also, God is going to have the Israelites and Judeans captured again because they done messed up too much. And the Assyrians beat the crap out of Samwise from the Lord […]

Today God is going to defend his confederate heritage by protecting his vineyard from the “dark ones.” God is also going to clear the way for Jacob to slay a bunch of women and have illegitimate children all over the middle east. Like any good daddy does. Twitter: https://twitter.com/godlessengineer YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/godlessengineer Subscribe to YouTube: http://SubToGE.com […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are in Isaiah and we find that the Little Mermaid has made god so mad that he curses them for eternity…or something. Isaiah hands down a lot of judgment from God. He has a lot of analogies that are a little hard to understand. At one point he’s […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Izzy is the hype man for Jesus and God again. Izzy seems to get excited over God’s abuse of power. God basically firebombs people’s houses but then offers them his place to stay which is confusing in general. Izzy talks about how Jesus will shelter everyone after God destroyed […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are celebrating God’s come back to Judah and Heezee is droppin some PHAT beats as DJ. He’s playing all the hits. Ritualistic animal sacrifice, cleaning of God’s temple, a bloody helicopter thing that sprays God’s red juice everywhere, 7000 bulls that are not going to have a good […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God is going to give his wrath to Babylon and the Philistines. He’s basically going to turn into Vaas from Far Cry 3 and just go to town on those places. Poor Philistines will be fine but he’s going to kill the root of them so that they won’t […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, God’s bloody “sword” is going to come through the clouds and descend upon Damascus as Isaiah continues his little fit. Apparently, both the morning and the night are going to happen at the same time. God is going to bathe his sword in the blood of his enemies as […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, you need to hide yo kids, yo wife, everybody needs to hide because God is still really mad at everyone. First up on today’s crap list is Assyria. They are gonna get messed up by God. God is gonna cause a bunch of stinking gas to fill the streets. […]

Today, Isaiah is going to talk about how J-DizzyDog is decked out and bedazzled in the spirit. He also mentions how much the Judaeans and Israelites have messed up. People attempt to kidnap the Judaens but luckily OH-DED comes in like the Butler from Mr. Deeds and tells them they may not want to do […]