Today in the Daily Bible, Elisha is going to bring Jor-El and J-Ho some SmartWater so they can defeat the Moab. J-hor starts off co-ruling with J-ho. J-hor cleans house by offing all his bros and the famous k-pop boy band the Princes of Israel. Jor-El asks J-ho to fight the Moab with him and […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Elisha making a call to the wild to teach some youths why they shouldn’t make fun of magical beings. First off, we lose Elijah this week to a fabulous chariot and a sudden tornado. Before that Elijah does some Moses stuff. After Elijah is gone, Elisha does […]

A lot of things happen today in the Daily Bible, A surprised Fonzi sends 102 men to escort Elijah back to his palace and Elijah becomes a Firebender to attack them. Before all that though, Ahab kicked the bucket during a battle which he was told he would die in but he ignored. A surprised […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are discussing a certain prophet who was labeled as fake news by OT Donald Trump (aka Ahab). We start off reminiscing about how God whispered sweet prophecies into Elijah’s ear and selected Elisha to succeed him. Meanwhile, Ahab and Jezebel were up to no good. They started making […]

So today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Jesus personally visits a guy named Elijah to tea bag some sense into him. Elijah gets selected by God to be His prophet. So naturally, the first thing that Elijah does is threaten the local government. After successfully becoming the kid everyone hated he chilled by a stream […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we are talking about the anals of the kings of Israel where all the deeds of the Kings are stored. I mean we don’t have it now and we’re unsure if it ever really existed but the Bible references it as where all the information on the Kings of […]

So Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, We are going to find out that both Rory and His son are like the same person. They do all the same stuff wrong and make god mad in the same ways. Jerry was priesting everyone that wanted to be a priest. He was the Oprah of the […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, Rory dumps a massive load on Jerry and Jerry rebels. So as you may remember Solomon is gone and now the kingdom is split in two. Jerry begs Rory to lighten his load. Rory spends 3 days and nights decided whether to take Jerry’s load but ends up making […]

Today on the Daily Bible Podcast, we have Solomon who messes up big time and goes limp/flaccid. We start off with Solomon getting 700 wives and 300 concubines from foreign nations. He started worshiping other gods and you know how much God hates getting sloppy seconds or whatever place he was in. God decides he’s […]

Today in the Daily Bible, we have the Queen of Sheba visiting Solomon to assess his rod. We start off with it taking 13 years to build Solomon’s palace. I can imagine this makes God jealous because the palace took 6 more years to build than the temple. God makes a covenant with Solomon, which […]