from March 2015...

…Paul Revere came first, but the Monkees beat him to it and it had nothing to do with the British…Harrison Ford seems to have better luck with Millennium Falcons…People Magazine damages its journalistic credibility…oh….wait….Disney World? not when there’s really cool crash sites to visit…AND…Sir Paul can add ubiquitous to his considerable list of accomplishments…not just the same old, same old…

from February 2015...

…don’t know about cowbell, but heavy metal obviously once needed more flute…Kim Jong Un is a psycho tyrant from noon to nighty nighty night…brand new music from a famous boy who actually stopped being a boy about fifty years or so ago…Michael Jackson sings one for a lady of letters…AND…forgot to refill your Ambien scrip? no problem, the Oscars are on Sunday night …not just the same old, same old…

from January 2015

…a hippie song for a hip modern chick…for the most part, the blizzard was just like another day in D.C, what we were told we would get, not so much…a leash might not be such a kinky Valentine’s Day gift after all…Seattle’s record jumps to 50,017 wins…turns out being drunk and stupid is no excuse for doing something stupid…AND…IPad, Etch A Sketch, not so far apart as you might think…not just the same old, same old…

from May 2015...

…long before there were brouhahas, there was Hullabaloo…Hillary loses a little ground but only because men are pigs…a famous French actress says enough with the saying cheese already, n’cest pas?...a whole new meaning to the term “damn, that dog runs fast as a bullet”…Taylor Swift tells me, like, the bestest, like, line that she, like, has ever, like, thought up, like, ever…boys, pay no attention to those nipples and just get back to enjoying the prom like gentlemen…AND…Carly told Taylor but Taylor won’t tell me what Carly told her …not just the same old, same old…

Week ending January 18, 2019—

The Beach Boys didn’t know it at the time, but they wrote and recorded the perfect song for Donald’s little tantrum---Elvis come home, all is forgiven---apparently America 2019 is going to be about ye olde solutions---Lindsey Buckingham doesn’t just take selfies, man, he is one AND keep trying and someday you might just stumble across a plain old, original, chocolate cookie, white cream Oreo…. NOT just the same old same old

Week ending January 11, 2019—

The word is out on the words that are out as the new year commences…word----Dunkin is there for you, because no matter how fast your heart beats, your heart just doesn’t beat fast enough, we’ll try to get down to the heart of the matter---Kourtney is being dissed, Khloe is begin dismissed and Kim is being dis-enseminated (is that even a word?)—Sandra Bullock may be blind in her current fave flick, but a lot of her fans?...not so much blind as stupid----AND---yaaaay you made it to the transplant list…UH OH you made it to the transplant list, we’ll crank out a little ORGAN news for you ----NOT just the same old same old

from March 214--

…forget about who put the bomp in the bomp shoo bomp shoo bomp, let’s talk about who put the pee in the pool puh pool puh pool…not so much a landslide victory in North Korea as a threatened landfill victory…this pop diva ditz has apparently finally learned to spell her own name…if / you’re going back / to Massachusetts, then you should know you can’t bring a cooler or a baby stroller…AND…Khloe moves into Justin’s house…O, M and G… not just the same old, same old…

from August 2013...

…Simon and Garfunkel have Oprah’s back…Linda Ronstadt is booking new dates, literally…today’s birthday boy created a line that ladies just love...AND…Joe Tex thinks soon to be mommas need to get plastered …not just the same old, same old…

from August 2013--

…turns out Linda Ronstadt didn’t care much for traveling or performing, who knew?...this lady was one half of one of Motown’s most successful duos and, chances are, you’ve never heard of her…George Harrison would probably get a kick out of knowing why Paul McCartney was right a long time ago…AND…Michael Jackson sings one for a guy who’s getting a lot of diss at dis’ time …not just the same old, same old…

from April 2014--

…dear How I Met Your Mother fans, for the love of God, let it go…A-Rod might be off the steroids but he’s rumored to be pretty heavy into the French Onion…one of today’s birthday boys was not all that impressed with Simple Jack…if Ralph Kramden were alive today, he’d be very excited about this chance to actually send Alice to the moon…one more reason why a lot of people think avid sports fans are morons…AND…700 years is a long time to keep the ca-ca in a cask, but that’s the latest poop … not just the same old, same old…