On Today's Episode, is Kevin Durant's game 7 loss more impressive than his two finals victories? Is Ben Simmons getting traded? Plus, we roll through more of Chris Simms' quarterback rankings and their predictionstrike.com share prices!

Deven thinks he can teach a wolf to use the people toilet. Also, dogs kill more humans per year than sharks? WHAT!?!?

On today's episode, Dan spills wine all over the carpet right before recording, Jayson Tatum gets screwed out of the All-NBA team, and the boys try to claw portfolios back to the green after a tough opening round of the playoffs.

The argument you've all been waiting for. Beyoncé, Mariah, Ariana. Who's got the best top 5 songs in their catalog? The boys make their cases, you decide!

Today on the show we bring back a familiar voice to break down his thoughts on the second round of the NBA playoffs, eulogize the New York Knicks, and break down the blockbuster Julio Jones trade to The Tennessee Titans.

On today's episode, the Knicks seem to have ruined their playoff hopes almost as much as Dan's portfolio. The boys look through the rest of the first-round matchups to see who's going to take them to the moon next.

An ABR Teaser first, we finally get the other side of Dan's traumatic 3rd grade Valentine's Day story, closing the door on 17 years of speculation. Plus, when was the last time sports made you cry?

On today's episode, portfolio's are struggling more than Julius Randle right now. The NBA's Most Improved Player needs to improve big time before game 2, Ja Morant is a DOG, and what the hell happened to the Heat???

Today the gang plays a gang of answer the internet with a good old fashion game of Kill F*** Marry (food network edition), we celebrate National Wine Day, and Deven is skeptical about how good "Hamilton" really is.

On today's episode, the final day of the NBA season took a chainsaw to our portfolios, but that's ok because it's time for the PLAYOFFS! The boys discuss the hottest buys from the play in tournament (that we still barely understand...) and forecast some interesting matchups going into the NBA postseason. Plus, a surprise return of one of your favorite reoccurring segments, Quick Dev's Quick Picks, in honor of Steph vs. Lebron tonight.