Never at a loss for words, Grandpa Dan returns for another installment of The Daily Nationalist. Now that it is becoming more and more apparent for anyone paying attention that the U.S. has lost the conflict with Russia in the Ukraine, it is now necessary to shift the narrative to one of the U.S. being some sort of neutral party attempting to negotiate peace. This leads to a situation that is actually quite funny as the losing side appears to be attempting to dictate terms to the victor.

In an apparent attempt to demonstrate its ability to lose on multiple fronts, the U.S. has returned to the buffet with another round of air strikes on the Houthis; you know, since this has worked so well in the past.  

It seems as though people would lose all faith in the experts, what with the number of conflicting reports that are being constantly presented to the public. After other outlets have recently published stories about Trump’s collapsing approval ratings, The Daily Mail informs us that Trump’s approval rating is actually soaring to all time highs.

In light of all of this confusion, some people are just simply losing it all together. MSNBC host Symone Sanders Townsend recently made a dramatic on air declaration that she is leaving the Democratic party, as she just can’t understand how the likes of Chuck Schumer could agree to a recent Republican spending bill.