The trade war with China has been called off and the economy is taking off like a rocket ship! That magical Wall Street line is going so up that you’re not going to know what to do with all of that money you’re fixing to have. Okay so spoiler alert: At the end of this, the top 1% will magically by pure coincidence get more billions and you will actually be poorer. Better luck next time.

Top DNC official David Hogg (yes, that David Hogg) admits that the DNC spent billions trying to convince Americans that Joe Biden was not senile and the economy doesn’t suck. However he does not tell us where the money was spent which is interesting because as one can recall, all of the talk about how Biden was just fine seemed to be coming from the media and not TV commercials.

As opposed to these loser Democrats, team R led by Trump is all about big moves that really help Americans. Not only is the line going up on Wall Street but prescription drug prices are about to come crashing down. Except of course they’re not. Instead we have what amounts to an announcement of a huge world wide price increase imposed by the pharmaceutical companies but don’t worry, this is totally winning.