The big news today is the death of Pope Francis. If the media came out and told us that the Pope had returned from the dead, how many people would actually believe it?

The Joe Biden people released one of the most lazy and low tier Photoshop efforts since your own humble host attempted to make his own memes back in the day. Seriously, these people have plenty of money and yet they can’t actually hire someone capable of doing a halfway convincing job? Maybe this is a result of the USAID cuts.

In another example of lazy scriptwriting, a literal who with a nose ring has come out and claimed that Jesus was in the MS13 gang or something. Why are we supposed to care about this? Does this actually merit being international news? Do we need to quit allowing people to work from home?

In the latest installment of the illegal migrant drama, some buses drove to the airport and then turned back around. In the past, one of the reasons we were all told it was important to keep going along with the voting ritual was the matter of who would be placed on the Supreme Court. Now it would appear that all of those efforts are paying off! Seriously, we need better writers.