Daily Mail Monday is back! We are currently leading up to the meeting between Trump and Putin where a potential agreement concerning the Ukraine conflict might be reached. The liars are already out in force attempting to lay the groundwork for the narrative.

Israel has come out and announced that (checks notes) journalists are Hamas. At this rate, we’re going to need more holocaust documentaries.

As we have documented multiple times here at Radio Albion, the mighty British Empire seems to have hit a few bumps in the road. Just recently, a man whipped out his tallywhacker on the tube (British speak for subway) and several passengers restrained him until an off-duty police officer could arrest the brazen displayer of the dingus. British authorities are now conducting an investigation. You get three guesses as to who they are looking into.