On this episode of The Daily Sarcast (Oct 28, 2025), Lindsey Vernick skims the headlines with a sarcastic twist: Trump confuses a dementia screening for an IQ test, Guantánamo Bay evacuates non-essential personnel ahead of Hurricane Melissa, Diddy gets a May 2028 prison date and reports of a pardon are denied, and Amazon prepares to cut up to 30,000 corporate jobs.
Lindsey also shares Halloween indifference, breakup anecdotes, and quick life and cooking tips between the news bites.