The Daily Slop Show

A Mumbai customs commissioner issued a binding tax order citing two Supreme Court judgments nobody can find, and the fix was everyone agreeing to pretend it never happened. Plus: forty pounds for two jelly beans and a monster the software made up, Airbnb's 2027 travel agent that currently exists as one sentence, and a peer-reviewed rat with labels that are not words.

In this edition

• The Order That Cited Two Ghosts
• Meanwhile
• Forty Pounds For Two Jelly Beans
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:38 — The Order That Cited Two Ghosts
2:27 — Meanwhile
3:08 — Forty Pounds For Two Jelly Beans
4:51 — Slop, Or Not?
5:42 — Something Useful
6:52 — Something Weird
7:19 — Tomorrow

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A Danish man asked a chatbot about his rent, followed the letter it wrote him, and is now suing OpenAI from a campsite cabin. Plus forty-pound tickets to an empty Glasgow warehouse, two jelly beans per child, and a peer-reviewed rat with anatomy bigger than the rat.

In this edition

• The Letter That Lost Him The Flat
• Meanwhile
• Forty Pounds, Two Jelly Beans
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:33 — The Letter That Lost Him The Flat
2:25 — Meanwhile
3:20 — Forty Pounds, Two Jelly Beans
5:03 — Slop, Or Not?
5:53 — Something Useful
7:15 — Something Weird
8:01 — Tomorrow

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New York's official small-business helper told restaurant owners they could pocket their staff's gratuities and serve cheese a rodent had been at. A digital priest gets defrocked on launch day for forgiving people through a laptop, Mumbai customs cites two Supreme Court judgments that do not exist, and AWS brags that no human reviewed a line of its new free tool. Also: eight police cruisers, one imaginary nap.

In this edition

• The City Bot Says Keep the Tips
• Meanwhile
• Defrocked On Launch Day
• Slop, Or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Welcome to The Daily Slop Show
0:32 — The City Bot Says Keep the Tips
2:12 — Meanwhile
3:04 — Defrocked On Launch Day
4:30 — Slop, Or Not?
5:21 — Something Useful
6:23 — Something Weird
6:50 — Tomorrow

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A Polish radio station fired its entire newsroom for synthetic presenters, and the avatars immediately interviewed a poet who died in 2012. Plus: an AI priest defrocked on day one, every chatbot on Earth inventing the same lighthouse keeper, and a cat flap that runs facial recognition on your cat.

In this edition

• The Newsroom That Lasted a Week
• Meanwhile
• Defrocked Before Lunch
• Slop, or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:38 — The Newsroom That Lasted a Week
2:24 — Meanwhile
3:16 — Defrocked Before Lunch
4:38 — Slop, or Not?
5:25 — Something Useful
6:38 — Something Weird
7:09 — Tomorrow

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A New York lawyer filed a brief citing six judicial opinions that do not exist, and his defence is that the computer sounded sure of itself. Plus a parliamentary candidate who promises to vote however his AI avatar tells him, a Chevy Tahoe sold for one dollar, and a peer-reviewed rat labelled 'testtomcels'.

In this edition

• The Brief That Cited Nothing
• Meanwhile
• The Candidate Who Isn't Voting
• Slop, or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:36 — The Brief That Cited Nothing
2:44 — Meanwhile
3:36 — The Candidate Who Isn't Voting
5:02 — Slop, or Not?
5:43 — Something Useful
6:50 — Something Weird
7:39 — Tomorrow

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A peer-reviewed biology journal printed an AI rat with anatomy twice the size of the rat, labelled 'dck' and 'testtomcels', and several named humans signed it. Plus: a First Nations artist on AI 'Temu slop', an AI film playing ten thousand screenings to two people a time, and a teddy bear that should not be allowed to answer questions.

In this edition

• The Rat That Got Through Peer Review
• Meanwhile
• Temu Slop
• Slop, Or Not
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Welcome to The Daily Slop Show
0:32 — The Rat That Got Through Peer Review
2:25 — Meanwhile
2:35 — Temu Slop
4:00 — Slop, Or Not
4:42 — Something Useful
5:51 — Something Weird
6:17 — Tomorrow

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Six chatbots were asked to build voter guides for every US county, and one of them invented an entire Senate race in Missouri. Also: an AI priest ordained and defrocked inside a single working day, a cat door that slams shut on a dead mouse, and a peer-reviewed rat we are not describing further.

In this edition

• The Election That Nobody Ran In
• Meanwhile
• Ordained Before Lunch, Defrocked By Five
• Slop, or not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold open
0:34 — The Election That Nobody Ran In
2:24 — Meanwhile
3:06 — Ordained Before Lunch, Defrocked By Five
4:52 — Slop, or not?
5:42 — Something Useful
7:15 — Something Weird
8:08 — Tomorrow

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Air Canada told a tribunal its customer service bot was a separate legal person responsible for its own promises. Plus a Catholic AI priest defrocked on day one, a suspiciously precise ad fraud statistic, and a cat flap with opinions about your cat's face.

In this edition

• The Bot Is Its Own Man Now
• Meanwhile
• Defrocked Before Dinner
• Slop, or Not?
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:33 — The Bot Is Its Own Man Now
2:11 — Meanwhile
2:40 — Defrocked Before Dinner
4:02 — Slop, or Not?
4:47 — Something Useful
6:02 — Something Weird
6:50 — Tomorrow

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The city of New York built an official helpline robot to explain the rules, and it spent weeks telling small business owners they could pocket the staff's tips. Also: the Glasgow Willy Wonka script and the villain who lives in the walls, twenty-two shopping agents who get it right about half the time, and a litter box that concluded two cats had swapped bodies.

In this edition

• The City's Own Robot Says Take the Tips
• Meanwhile
• The Man Who Lives In The Walls
• Slop, Or Not
• Something Useful
• Something Weird
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold Open
0:36 — The City's Own Robot Says Take the Tips
2:31 — Meanwhile
3:20 — The Man Who Lives In The Walls
4:33 — Slop, Or Not
5:14 — Something Useful
6:19 — Something Weird
6:46 — Tomorrow

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AI "comedians" are lifting real stand-ups' jokes word for word and funnelling the audience to a subscription page. Plus: a football camera that fell in love with a bald head, a fake extension called svc-telemetry, and twelve hundred agents who named themselves the swarm.

In this edition

• The Joke Thief Has A Link In Bio
• Meanwhile
• Ninety Minutes Of A Linesman's Head
• Slop, Or Not
• Something Useful: svc-telemetry
• Something Weird: The Swarm
• Tomorrow

Chapters
0:07 — Cold open
0:40 — The Joke Thief Has A Link In Bio
2:33 — Meanwhile
3:20 — Ninety Minutes Of A Linesman's Head
4:38 — Slop, Or Not
5:20 — Something Useful: svc-telemetry
6:41 — Something Weird: The Swarm
7:28 — Tomorrow

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You’re listening to The Daily Slop Show. Nothing we say becomes true just because we said it.