The Dan Le Batard Show

"You thought you were talking to some hot girl, but it was definitely just a slob."

After another disaster practice for Tua Tagovailoa and his seeming inability to beat out Michael Penix for a starting job, Greg Cote says he is the most likely QB in his prime age to be out of the NFL in two years. Amin shares observations from last night's episode of Hard Knocks, and Pat McAfee explains television to all of us dummies out there, which leads us to revisit one of the great hard network outs of all time. Plus, Greg Cote updates his catchphrase list, and we have a shocking revelation involving Uncle Dick.

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"I won't let Kyra die a second time."

We are all so happy to see David Samson return to his regular Thursday spot. He joins us to discuss the pilgrimage he took to begin his healing process and what it was like to stay in hostels across Europe. He also weighs in on the Miami Marlins and their choice not to trade Sandy Alcantara, the NBA's response to the Kawhi Leonard investigation closing, the financial situation that Los Angeles Dodgers owner Mark Walter finds himself in after the sale of the Los Angeles Lakers, and whether or not Adam Silver is a good commissioner.

If you would like to contribute to The Kyra Fund in honor of David's daughter, you can donate at this link: https://fundraise.gbmresearch.org/campaign/812889/donate.

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"You're the worst Mr. Clean ever."

Zas is wearing an undershirt to work today. Mike Ryan actually slipped on a banana peel! Are you allowed to punch a 17-year-old in the face if they play sports? This show killed Amin's friendship with Urkel. The Marlins are cooked! Who is the closest player to Dennis Rodman in today's NBA? Zas can't tell whether a fan at AEW is encouraging or discouraging him from going to New Orleans with his kids for New Year's Eve. The World Jai-Alai League has new ownership! Should we sell the Cyclones?

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Brian Tyler Cohen is a pillar of the new political sphere. He's a proud target of the Trump administration, dubbed a White House "Media Offender," and has been changing the way Americans interact with progressive politics... and, no, he's not planning on running for office.

Brian explains how he cuts his unique space in politics... picking up where mainstream media drops the ball. He and Dan explore the cost of excellence and discuss the power of being nigh-addicted to the work. He's not all business, though... with Dan, Brian opens up for the first time about his childhood, including his love of wrestling and competition. Brian also delves into the grind of his acting career-- a pre-politics dream. You can listen, watch, and subscribe to the "No Lies" podcast and read Brian's latest book, "The Day After; How to Wield Power in a Post-Trump World."

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"Give me the last poll!"

After Tony and Jeremy introduce the world to Matt 'Tugboat' Wilkinson, JuJu comes out on fire with a game of Douche or No Douche, the Top 5 People Who Played Roles That JuJu Will NEVER Be Able To See As Any Other Character, and an update on crucial polls for Amin's theory about the theories.

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"Geze-o-pete!"

Jess is here to break down a Midwest phrase going viral, the opening for a new job in the Big 12, Song Sung Blue, celebrities getting scammed, and the NFL psyop that wasn't a psyop.

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"DARLENE?"

We have more information on the Kawhi Leonard scandal and the slant behind the recent reporting. Plus, Mark Walter's sale of the Lakers to Josh Kushner and Bob Iger has not only exposed the NBA's shaky owner finances, but also the future of the Dodgers and whether their massive payroll is built on lies.

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"So these are just two stories that don't relate?"

What's the coolest sports moment you've witnessed that was not about your team? Who's the character from TV you hated to watch the most? Are you in the middle of mock season? And why is Tony so happy? He has stories to tell about finding some cash and hearing some stray cats.

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"Should I go?"

Zaslow has an idea for plans with his wife this weekend, but he can't decide if he wants to pull the trigger and buy tickets. Then, if your wide receivers can block, do you automatically have a great culture? Let's ask Jeff Hafley. Amin introduces a new theory, we examine the worst press conference questions, Jeremy claims tonight is the biggest regular season start of Sandy Alcantara's career, and the AP Poll voter who picked Miami at No. 1, Javon Edmonds, joins the show.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Amin, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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"Go play Call of Duty, kid."

Drew Brees' revelation an hour ago that he wanted to be a baseball player inspired Amin to make a Top 5 list and tell us how he tore the UCL in his thumb.

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