The Dan Le Batard Show

"Back in black."

Zas is confused about how the WNBA is handling its 3-point contest, Chris is trying to determine if it's okay to marry into a new fandom, and the Trail Blazers have decimated their broadcast team.

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"...never a white person playing a black person..."

Peter Burns joins us to talk College Football, and Mike goes apoplectic on Peter, who he has decided to position as the mouthpiece of the SEC, for the conference's asinine "loser talk" about seceding from the NCAA. Then, Mike listened to Zaslow 2.0 and learned Zaslow may be a racist.

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"Who's the G.O.A.T.?"

So, um, where's Greg Cote? Chris explains why his dad no-showed today before the never-refreshed Zaslow tells us why he chose to watch He-Man again last night. We got off to such a great start that there are three hyphens in that sentence. Plus, Tony did his part to recruit LeBron back to Miami, and the crew continues to do some true #Journalism to debunk rumors swirling online around The King's return.

Today's cast: Zaslow, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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Phil Hendrie changed radio by making listeners think they were eavesdropping on people who didn't exist. A younger Dan Le Batard was happily one of those early listeners who fell for it, and it changed the direction of his career as we know it.

The legendary pioneer and “man behind a thousand voices” shares how 17 years as a miserable disc jockey ended with one promise to finally be himself, how a fake Gulf War caller accidentally fooled America, and why the funniest people often spend years hiding who they really are. Dan also gives Phil his well deserved flowers and shares his influence on “The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz” is still felt to this day. They say “don’t meet your heroes”… unless your hero is Phil Hendrie. Listen to the legend at PhilHendrieShow.com

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"I do not!"

JuJu presents some new cases to the honorable Judge Jonathan Zaslow involving a National Anthem mishap and receiving concert tickets. Plus, the 3-horse MVP race in the WNBA, an old face in a new place, and a crazy day of Polls.

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"Chicken Parmalee."

Jess is here to discuss Aaron Rodgers reuniting with his parents, why the internet is turning on Tom Brady, the WNBA All-Star Weekend festivities, and the return of FreddyLA, but first, Greg Cote reveals his next 2 catchphrases on his Top 70 countdown. Plus, Dan gives a thorough breakdown of the history and future of all Marvel movies, Greg details how he fell in New York City, and Roy conducts a symphony of Greg Cote sound to close the show.

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"Me and my wife are looking for a place to dine this evening."

Is Greg sour? Why did ESPN fire the particular people they did, namely Ryan Clark? Is Pat McAfee making an album? Is the concierge bought and paid for? Is a pipe a disguise?

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"Let me say that again: We're the Minnesota Timberwolves."

Chris Cote is sitting AND standing by his report that LeBron will join the Miami Heat, even though it's now been 48 hours since he said it would happen. Then, a purposefully-bounced throw, Dan's inability to remember Zaslow's drive with a tuna sandwich, and the horrible stories of several ruptured testicles in Major League Baseball.

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"I've never seen somebody this old in my life."

Greg Cote squares off against the Pink Panther, FIU goalkeeper Emerson Butcher. Will he score a single goal? Will he be able to breathe? Will he even survive? Plus, the Miami Heat may have leaked the news of LeBron joining the franchise with a scheduled YouTube video for his press conference. Was this an honest mistake or something more? The crew breaks it down, and Dan sends Jeremy to the whiteboard to throw the conspiracy theories together.

Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Roy, Chris, Jeremy, Mike, and Tony.

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LeBron's final basketball destination is upon us. But what is he still playing for? How can The Kid From Akron top off the legacy of playing with his own son? What dream can he manifest in "retirement"? And how's Ohio doing? In the season finale of The Step Back, Dan, Amin and Izzy call upon a genius to finish constructing the architecture of affection — or at least appreciation.

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