Mike Ryan is late for the David Samson Local Hour because he "miscalculated a gas situation," so David and the crew discuss their gas tank habits and how often they're risking running out of gas. Chris Cote is back from Buffalo, and he sounds like it, too. Plus, why is it called an Old Wives' Tale? Then, the worth of a head coach in football, amniotic fluid, Trevor Bauer, Amin's new insincere characters, dark comedies, and apologies to Phil Collins. Also, who gives less of a f***: David or Amin? We get to David's reviews of "The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck" and "The Menu."

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We're on a mission to get billboards up in Buffalo. Let's get it trending, folks. #BillGilsBillsBillboard. Plus, an excerpt from Stephen A. Smith's book as performed by Amin Elhassan.

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Witty has thick skin, and that's been the case since he was a kid. Billy Gil reports on First Take from the kitchen. Amin monologues as Stephen A. Smith. Then, as our politicians like George Santos continue to defiantly lie to our faces, how do we hold them accountable? Plus, Amin delivers his Top 5 Voices He Wishes He Had before the Shipping Container distances themselves from his list of Top 5 Voices He's Glad He Doesn't Have.

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The show discusses the many benefits of shopping at Costco as Billy defends the merits of BJ's Wholesale. Then, after Witty rallies the troupes, Mike Schur joins the show to share his Stat of the Day, open more 90s baseball cards, and share his Top 24 Ridiculous Made Up Names From Parks and Recreation.

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First, "what kind of grown man criticizes another grown man's face?" Then, the crew believes our devices know us too well and the Shipping Container is split on the usefulness of CBS Sunday Morning. Plus, what are the odds the San Francisco 49ers move on from Brock Purdy for Tom Brady, and should they even consider it? A full breakdown of Brady's future and the upcoming movie "80 for Brady." Also, Amin on basketball player injuries and movies changing our perception of lasers.

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Billy feels bad about offending the truly kind and forgiving fan base of the Buffalo Bills, so we discuss how to get back in the good graces of Bills Mafia and Josh Allen’s obviously likable face. Did Billy actually say Josh Allen has a "stupid face?" Should we get a Bill Gil Billboard in Buffalo? Does #InfluencerBilly know what he’s doing? Plus, why in the world do Cubans spend so much time vacationing in North Carolina?

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We laugh at a famous David Guetta clip, Greg Cote presents a clip from The Greg Cote Show with Greg Cote like a David Letterman guest, and we see if Greg knows any more movie trivia.

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The show tries to figure out where Chris Cote is and if he's okay after his weekend in Buffalo. #Influencer Billy previews his upcoming #Guillermoton Peloton group ride. Could Daniel Snyder be forced to sell the Commanders to Jeff Bezos?

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Mike Schur joins the show to give us the Stat of the Day and to open a pack of baseball cards. Plus, we test Greg Cote's movie knowledge with some trivia.

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Vanilla Vick, Brock Purdy's success, Paul Giamati of Big Fat Liar, and the Chargers absolutely blowing it. Plus, "Bully Gil" wants us to see the unfiltered Tony this week as we head toward Tony's Top 5 and determine the line between idiot and genius.

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