For 30 years, Dan’s been the calm in everyone’s chaos, the listener, the hype man, and the guy who never needs the spotlight. But today? We’re flipping that script. This episode is a surprise voicemail takeover—where the people who know him best hijack his birthday with love, roasts, and memories that probably should’ve stayed in the group chat. From heartfelt confessions to petty callouts, this is 30 minutes of pure Dan-core energy.

Sit back, hit play, and take the compliments, Dan. You’re not dodging this one.