Learn how to pound the ball like a strict dominatrix!  That and MORE on episode 29 of the Dark Horse Dynasty Podcast!

FOOTBALL IS BACK!!  In this episode, The Dark Lord of Dynasty and Dr. Skelter take a look at the the first week of preseason action. What do Cold Feet and Warm Groins have in common?!  Listen and Learn!!!!

Football is here!!!!  Today marks the first preseason game of the 2019 season!  Get our hot takes on what crazy shit we believe will happen this season!  This episode is also LOADED with training camp observations and updates from camps around the league!  Lots going on here, folks!

In this episode a LOT of tequila was consumed and we hated on one player from each team in the NFL.  This is our DO NOT DRAFT LIST.  Seriously, this episode is beyond NSF. Hid yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands too because we spittin' some serious fire in this episode!

Today we make our picks for 8 Dark Horse players that come at HUGE discounts that have the opportunity to win you a championship!  Join The Dark Lord and Nemo as they discuss some little known players with HIGH upside!

Todd Gurley is draggin' his leg around!!  How can you survive as an owner?! The Dark Lord and Nemo will help with with a winning strategy!  

Chucky, The Chargers, The Evil Horse, and....The Mahomies!  We've got a lot of advice and hidden nuggets of info for y'all to chew on.  So, sit down, put on your bib and get ready to devour the Dark Lord's Meat and Nemo's Potatoes 

on this episode we cover the future of the NFC East.....we also go over Father's Day....and a few other disturbing things.  Get inside the mind of the Dark Lord and DL this show before it's banned!

Can the Patriots continue their dominance?  Will Adam Gase make more googly eyes?!  Can Lev Bell return to his former glory?  Find out that and more on today's episode! 

The NFC South is a competitive division!  Nemo and The Dark Lord have strong/contrasting opinions.  Listen in and make up your own mind!!!