The Dark Parade

Science returns! Let's get some Fulci and ALL the [REC] movies on the list, shall we?

We look at another 10 movies on our journey to rank every ding-dong horror movie ever made, and we are making great time. While not every film will contain little beasties, there's a good dose of it. So, ya know, let's do some science!

Cozy up for a new episode of the most horrific romantic podcast in the known universe- The Heart of Horror! This time, Kate and Bo are looking at the William Friedkin psychosexual nightmare, Bug. Plenty of saucy stories, dating aliens, and new lows in Tinder is the Flesh.

We are lucky to have Richard Glenn Schmidt join us on this go-round as we piece together the fragments of X-Cross. Spoilers, this movie is rad. A cult wants to cut off the legs of visiting women, and that's where the movie starts. And the explosion! You know what, just listen. It'll all make sense. 

 We create a new Top 20 with movies all about haunted houses and their ilk. How will The Haunting fare against the likes of Ghost Ship, House, and Sweet Home? We will let science lead the way on an all-new Ranking of Horrors! 

Episode Chapters: 
00:00 - Introduction and Ranking System
00:03:07 - Reviewing and Ranking TerrorNet
00:13:52 - Reviewing and Ranking We Are Still Here
00:22:13 - Reviewing and Ranking Sweet Home
00:30:48 - Reviewing and Ranking The Innkeepers
00:37:24 - Reviewing and Ranking Lost Voyage
00:44:05 - Reviewing and Ranking Ghost Ship
00:53:38 - Reviewing and Ranking House
01:05:27 - Reviewing and Ranking X-Cross
01:13:01 - Reviewing and Ranking The Haunting
01:21:54 - Reviewing and Ranking Amityville 2
01:31:18 - Concluding the Haunted House Ranking

Hey, gang! What do you know, it’s a new episode of The Dark Parade! This time, we are kicking off the rust with the help of the amazing Cort Psyops to unearth a J-horror gem called Sweet Home. Why this one? Well, it’s directed by Kiyoshi Kurosawa of Pulse and Cure fame, and it has been called the inspiration for Resident Evil. If that’s not enough, the goopy effects work is done by The Exorcist‘s Dick Smith! What are you waiting for? Let’s get to some jawing about an underseen horror curiosity.

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It’s time for science! Join me as I begin the modest task of ranking every horror movie in the history of film. We begin with ten films, including Late Night with the Devil, The Omen, and The Cleansing Hour. You can watch the video live on YouTube or archived on Patreon.com/LegionPodcasts.

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A new season of The Dark Parade kicks off with a brand-new Found Footage Fool. We look at three possession-centric found footagers including Chasing the Devil, The Devil Inside, and the recent indie release Late Night With the Devil. Get out the holy water, it’s going to be a bumpy ride through the Netherworld!

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Ah, Spring, that time of year when the heart turns to romance and adventure. And what is more adventurous than a vampire couple tearing ass through the Southwest with a crazy vampire clan in tow? We’re talking Kathryn Bigelow’s Near Dark, along with more weird dating, a particularly funny edition of Tinder is the Flesh, and so much more. Join us, won’t you?

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It’s another season finale for Duncan and Bo Come Correct as we wrap up True Detective: Night Country with the delightfully ambiguous Part Six. We once more feel pretty good about our predictions, talk about some false notes that are struck, discuss dogs, and, of course, wallow in all the horror movie references in this episode. Have no fear, Duncan and Bo Come Correct will return!

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