There's a new standard meta in town and we've got it prepped for your listening pleasure.

Lord of the Rings is coming to the MTG Multiverse and we have some opinions about how to get that flavor on point. Also welcome to the wide world of Atraxa across every constructed format imaginable. Buckle up, you're in for a ride today.

Squee is the answer to Phyrexia, come find out why.

Also Atraxa is a thing, from Vintage, to EDH, to Standard, it's taking over...for now.

The new set has dropped and we have some opinions on everything from draft, to standard, to vintage and more. Get ready for another wild ride with all the non-sequiturs and tangents!

This is the one where Roiland's life takes a dive broh! If only he could reset. Also, prepare ye for more Vintage brew speculation.

Get ready for a variety cast. We cover our top picks from the full spoiler of Phyrexia all is one for constructed, then delineate into Cube Draft, finishing with a long tertiary discussion of all things pop culture. Get ready for the king of simps; Jace.

The Spoiler season will continue until moral improves. 

Phyrexian's are here and all will be cum, or whatever Vraska whispers into Jace's ear as she shoves a metallic appendage into an eager orifice.

Vintage remains the best format in MTG. Disagree? Come listen to why this proxy-filled beauty continues to dominate.

The secret lair concepts WOTC would never approve, all contained in an episode with Death Sticks. Enjoy the ride, it's a wild one.

Try not to listen to any other podcasts on your way to the parking lot!

Hey! Hey you! Get back here!

What can we say, tis the season of giving, so here's our final episode of 2022.

Thank you for tuning in, we'll catch y'all in 2023 with hot takes and fresh fakes.