The boys look at one of their very favorite seasonal disasters, 1984's Silent Night, Deadly Night. This one has it all: holiday murder sprees, horrible nuns, a demented grandfather, and a toy store with a selection to (literally) die for.

Levi bemoans the loss of innocence when belief in Santa wanes. Johnathon wants more Linnea Quiqley. 

Also, Xmas is quite literally the darkest time of the year from our recording latitude. Science!