As we spring into the sunshine wearing fewer clothes than we have for the last few months, we're trying not get over excited by seeing the occasional ankle or flexible bicep. Instead we're debating the letters U for Unicorns and Uniforms and V for Virginity and Vulturing.
Featuring Tinder Girl (@girl_tinder) and Bumbling Dad (@BumblingD), Delirious Dating Damsel (@Delirious_Dater)alongside seriously single business-girl Siobhan (@shoobmac) while the man in gaberdine mac is really a spy - and his bowtie is definitely a camera - otherwise known as Jon (@voiceofsiri) - oh and as it's Easter there's a little easter egg hidden in there for you too - can you find it?
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