We gather everybody to this thing called life!

In actuality we give our post-mortem on the Loons, look forward to upcoming roster moves and talk about some successful local teams. Oh, also D Wade is back! YAY!

A recap of the shootout loss to FC Dallas. Not much more to it than that.

A win? A win! Well, let's fucking go! We discuss the hugely important return to form for the Loons, and none too soon.

We still have some questions and head-scratchers but all that matters is the fucking playoffs!

We have on the one and only And Greder to discuss the Loons, I mean that is pretty much it. Follow him at @andygreder or Fishwrap Factory Eastside.

We are delighted to bring on special guests Andy and Mags, silent auction winners almost a year ago to discuss some terrible Loon performances, some terrible hospital administrator performances, and some terrible co-host performances.

We are joined by Mel Birke of Thunderwall, Revontulet and Wonderwall fame! She joins us to discuss our disappointing third loss in a row (zero goals scored in 270+ minutes). We also discuss Mel's soccer origin story and get some great stories about Revontulet!

After the break, we have a little lower league soccer stuff and briefly chat about the upcoming Loons matches!

Well, that was a helluva week, huh? What could've been locking up a home playoff match, sees the Loons below that home playoff line and just a couple of points above the actual playoff line!

After we try to analyze the debacles from the week we discuss good soccer teams (naturally women teams) and then preview the trip to Providence Park on Saturday night!

80 minutes of crap followed by 10 minutes of brilliance is an apt way to describe that match against the Dynamo. We lament the loss of Dibassy and theorize who could replace him.

After the break Aurora has a new mascot, the Gophers played some soccer and we talk about the upcoming huge week for MNUFC, who could basically lock down a home playoff match with a couple of W's this week.

The gang is back to discuss an impressive win against 2nd place Austin FC, debate why teams should or shouldn't play out of the back, hit up our lower league friends, and preview Two Darwins coming to town!

We break down the win against Nashville on Sunday before talking about All-Star Week and all of the cool shit we (Dave) did!

After the break, we talk Gopher and Aurora soccer, break down the Austin Aztecs coming to town, and answer some listener questions.