The DaVinci Code? What is it? Who is it? Does it involve censoring the X-rated version of The Last Supper and Paul Bettany's tiny butt? Yes, to all those things! We recap Nosferatu, starring Kraven the Hunter, and then Pri reiterates her stance on not reading (because she can't) and age-gap relationship dynamics. Jon gives his Uncharted update before we dive into respectful impressions of the great humourists of our time: the French.

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