How did our private, personal thoughts on DCOMs become a podcast? Who knows! This week we're talking about Read it and Weep. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss gross pizza toppings, the logistics of printing an essay in full color, and how someone really should have gotten Jamie psychiatric help.

Just because it's Tru, doesn't mean she's right. This week we're talking about Tru Confessions. Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how annoying Tru is, the logistics of owning glass bowls in a house with a special needs kid, and why shoving a whole carrot down a garbage disposal is a bad idea.

Cetus-Lupeedus, it's time for another Zenon movie! This week BenG and Kelsey talk about the sequel, or more accurately the "zequel" to Zenon. Tune in as they discuss how accurately minor this movie predicted future technology, the logistics of shutting down the stellanarious spay-stay, and how inky of a friend Nebula is now that she's recast.

It took too long, it took too long, but we're finally talking about Cow Belles! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss why taking a picture of a butterfly is apparently more important than attending your daughter's party, the logistics of getting away with stealing all of your company's money, and how everyone working in the factory apparently feels like it's alright to bully the owner's daughters.

Dreidel, dreidel, woo! That's right my dogs, this week we're talking about the one Jewish DCOM, Full-Court Miracle! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss how swindling can be used for good, the logistics of breaking into the NBA, and how an undefeated team can blow an 18 point lead.

We've had some big up and downs in the last 10 episodes, so let's review! Tune in for another minisode where BenG and Kelsey rank the last 10 DCOMs covered, and as a treat they read some fanfiction.

Just like the cheetah, this podcast is the fastest and fiercest out there. It's finally time to talk about The Cheetah Girls! This week BenG and Kelsey are joined by Kelsey's very own cheetah sister, Courtney! Tune in as they discuss how you either walk with the devil or you don't, the logistics of not having a mom, and why a dog in a hole is bad.

I'm a little worried. My palms are kinda clammy cuz' sitting at a sushi bar's my greatest fear. It's so weird, this week we're talking about The Thirteenth Year! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss the symptoms of turning into a mermaid, the logistics of raising a child you randomly found in your boat, and why we've been so thirsty lately.

Woah, bet you didn't see this movie coming. Ninja. This week we're watching Den Brother! Tune in as BenG and Kelsey discuss whether Alex is actually a bad person, the logistics of selling muffins as a fundraiser, and what even is Camporee.

It's time for a blast from the past, literally! This week we're watching Minutemen! Tune in as Kelsey and BenG discuss weird time travel plot holes, the logistics of becoming popular based on cool clothes, and why we need more Zeke.