The Deepest Throw-It: A Niche Fantasy Football Podcast

Ken wins. The Tickler's are on the throne. 

Last Week’s playoff losers showed us why fantasy football sucks. And this week’s playoff teams show us why it’s better to be lucky than good.  But now, we’re down to the final two. Everyone’s favorite pleasure train. And the newly minted Portland Tickelers. Will Ken win his first championship? Will Dan continue to find a way to win with his trash heap of scrubs? There’s only one way to find out: tune in next week when a Champion shall be crowned - It’s Week 16 in the Deepest Throw It

Oooooh man….Oooooh Man…..what. A. Week! The consolation bracket went OFFF! And the first round of playoffs were blowouts! Those two bye week teams sure are happy they weren’t playing, cause, boy howdy would they have been knocked out of the playoffs faster than Miles Garrett could hit Mason Rudolph with his own helmet. Like an oompa loompa cleaning up an asshole from a chocolate factory, this week escorted two contenders out the door… . It’s week 15 in the Deepest Throw it

The highest scoring, but the six-test placing team; The bougiest foreplay with the most vocally tilting owner; the team that moved cities just to convince another owner to finalize a trade; our reigning, and now still defending Deep Throw It 2024 Champion, the Winningest Team in the History of this league and the #1 Jaguar’s Cheerleader fan; and The Chooocolaaaaaate Tooooooooouchaaah! The bracket is set. It’s Week 14 In the Deepest Throw It.

So you’re telling me there’s a chance? Well, there’s a chance for everyone but the Birthday Girl, BentheKnee is our first team officially eliminated. But not a single new squad secured a guaranteed playoff spot. So next week is shaping up to be an epic bloodbath of confusing scenarios to determine the playoff seeding. But don’t worry, we’re going to lay it all out for you as clear as mud. It’s week 13 in the Deepest Throw It. 

Two Teams have secured a coveted playoff spot. The Chocolate Touch, and RIBBED ForHerPleasure. Feels like the DAFFL up in here, eh Sam?. The remaining 8 teams? Don’t look now, but not a single team has been eliminated. We’re setting up nicely for a Thanksgiving Weekend to remember. So with only two weeks left of the regular season, let’s see who our omniscient narrator thinks will carry on, and who will get banished to the consolation bracket…it’s Week 12 in the Deepest Throw It

Don’t look now, a bit of a comeback for his royal highness, our reigning champ - Show Me Your TD’s gets back above 500 this week and into 2nd place in Division 2. Getting hot at the right time…or just lucky to be sitting atop the peloton with the pack drafting right behind? We’ve got three weeks left and only 1 team with a guaranteed playoff spot locked in. Hold on to your asses, cause it’s gonna be a hell of a final sprint. It’s week 11 in the Deepest Throw It.  

It's Week 10 in the Deepest Throw It

As we limp through the bye-pocalyps, we see half the league scoring big and half the league putting up duds. But only one team has emerged as a playoff lock. Everyone else is in an epic battle to sneak into the big dance. So it’’s time to gear up for that final third of the season. The NFL trade deadline has passed, but we’ve still got a few weeks in fantasy land. Let’s get those trade offers in and those side bets rolling! We’re coming up on the best time of year! It’s Week 9 in the Deepest Throw It

The leaves are falling and Autumn is in the air. And we were treated to the leagues best throwback threads from the Denver Broncos. But we’re approaching Halloween, so there was also some scary shit out there, and by that I meanthe worst threads in the history of sports…The Shitt’sburg Steelers…my eyes can taste the bottom of the dumpster they dove into to scrape up these affront on our collective sense of morality and style. Someone needs to be fired….It’s Week 8 in the Deepest Throw It