Doctor Rashford cures everything but the lads are wheel-less for the weak. Fear not as Dan is pretty confident about the future, the trio try to work out who the hell that is at left back and Ryan can't help but swear at Matt le Tissier, who can blame him!

Dan definitely compares Mason Greenwood to Arjen Robben, Neymar and Gareth Bale and Joey's previous words about Pogba and Grealish haven't aged well.

Must. Not. Get. Over. Excited. About. Mason. Greenwood...and the less said about defending and goalkeeping the better. Still the boys are happy about a good week for United!

Ryan's D in GCSE French comes is useful, the boys are oddly optimistic about the next week, Dan is zen but Joey certainly isn't when it comes to certain title wins...

Dan, Joey and Ryan pick the bones out the draw against Spurs just an hour after the final whistle and we decide who Roy Keane should face in a fight.

The lads are back to discuss the Spurs game and the rest of the season, they decide on the club's worst ever signing and wonder if Ole should make a move for Thiago Silva.

It's week one so we obviously discuss the main man Odion Ighalo. There's a discussion about how Marcus Rashford is the number one guy and we decide three players we'd sell and who would replace them.