Meet the "fearsome" pirate "captain" Twyla the Terrible, played by Cass, the eerily familiar drunken scoundrel Jon Pigeon, and the well spoken yet woodsy goblin Thip Fyew as they take to the seas, but not by their own choice! They've been captured and forced to work aboard a ship by the nefarious Captain Dimetrius Rundrig and his first mate Jack! Listen to find out if these three weirdos can escape indefinite servitude!