Today, David is sleepy and misses the podcast, but we've got out ol' pal, Sean here to help do some Vampire bustin' in the Wrasslin' Ring!

Jay escapes the clutches of Maxine Steel while acquiring a new weapon! Jack Lazer may be royalty, and Everett gets to see some booty. Also, Excalibur has been stolen and hidden within the caves of a dragon! 

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It's a hockey night in Lost Angeles! Somehow, the world's worst team has become the world's toughest team! Blake suspects supernatural elements! The Goblin crew joins up with Jack Lazer, Everett gets herself a little cheesy treat, and Jay gets a concussion

Folks, I pitched 3 ideas to the group, and they chose all of them at once, so uh, here we feckin go. 

Today, The Affordables are tasked with pitching a PSA at a Monster Truck Rally while fending off Red-Hood-Wearing douche canoes that want to ban all non-white grapes. Yep. That's a sentence that makes a ton of sense in the land of The Affordables!

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Whoa, there's some gnarly skateboarding goblins tagging everything in the town of Dick Michigan! What will our "heroes" do? Will they put an end to the evil pointy-eared menaces, or is there something far more nefarious at play here? Yeah probably that second part... anyway. Enjoy the show!

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Today, The Affordables reel in the aftermath of the Dog Goblins antics. They discover that they may not be dealing with the demon they originally encountered. Prepare for silliness!

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3 years after their last mission, The Affordables get a call to escort a demonic canine called The "Dog Goblin" around town for a few hours until he decides to leave for another decade or so. The gang quickly realizes that this will be no easy task and then ultimately decide they hate that spoiled little demon mutt; Chimichanga especially hates it. Let's see what happens, shall we?!

Today, we meet Everett as she learns of new Medieval Pop music, and the chaotic inner workings of who's in charge of music. The Affordables then must band together to stop a war between robots and skeletons in the Jungles of Bezos because Blake Dancer has a special sapling growing there. Are the Affordables up to the task? Yeah probably

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Posting early to give you something to alleviate Election Day Jitters! Vote Blue so we can flush the orange turd down once and for all *Episode Description and inspiration below**

We offer you a new kind of show with a title based on a time where Adam and Justin played with action figures as adults...and they made all the characters do dumb shit, have dumb voices, and complete dumb tasks. This was right around the time "The Expendables" was becoming a huge hit, and so Adam and Justin decided to call their ragtag team of militants, "The Affordables." 

Now here we are in late 2024 releasing a blend of 80s-inspired retro bullshit with some modern bullshit with a flexible cast of characters. In this series, we are delighted to welcome back one of the original Rollplayers, David! He reprises his role as Luke "Chimichanga" Smith who needs to make some merc money after Sierra went down. We also see Justin make his appearance as Jack Lazer, an 80s action hero who was thawed out in the year 2024. Both of these men have responded to a Craigslist ad from Blake Dancer, a 19 year old game streamer who wants to prevent monsters from overtaking his favorite vacation spots. 

Today, the Affordables will face an enemy of fluffy proportions. 

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